A solar bear
Bonus: what do you call a bear that practices dentistry?
A molar bear
Polar opposite bears
cos they can't get the wrapper off.
You cut a hole in the ice Line the hole with peas When the polar bear bends over to take a pea, Ya kick it in the icehole!
First drill a hole in the ice and line it with green peas. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole!
(Told to me by my dad at dinner this evening)
Because it was bipolar...
Who wants to beat a million bears.
The dentist.
Because they're on polar roids.
When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.
“A rum and...................... coke please." He asked.
"Certainly", replied the bar man, "but why the big pause?"
"I was born with them", answered the bear.
It was great. She’s a keeper.
Polar Opposites.
i think it's bipolar
When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!
Because if it also lived in the south pole it would be bipolar
Thus truly making them bipolar
In a snowbank.
Dr. Sanity Claws
A roller bear!
She's thinking: I want another boy...
And I'm thinking: Boy, you want another...
Hes known as the bi-polar bi-polar bi polar bear.
An avalanche
...but really, there’s a whole world of differences between them.
Grizzly looks perplexed and replies "Ive had them all my life"
On the one side, they are positive, while on the other, they are negative
The bartender asked "why the big pause"
The bear replies "I was born with them"
The son looks up at his dad and says, "Hey, dad? Am I a 100% polar bear?"
The dad says, "Yes, son."
A few minutes go by and the son again asks, "You sure? Like all the way?"
The dad gets annoyed and says, "Yes, 100%. Your mothers a polar bear, I'm a polar bear, so you're a polar bear. Why do you keep asking?!"
The son responds, "Cause I'm frickin freezing!"
Well, they can't all be winters.
... But all things considered I'm actually doing quite well half the time.
Madagascar!
Twobearculousis
Because the seal was broken.
Then, when he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
You cut a hole in the ice and place a pea at the edge of the hole. Then you hide. When the polar bear stops to take a pea you kick it in the ice hole.
First, you drill a hole in the ice then line it with peas. When the bear comes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole.
(My daughter's joke actually)
You cut a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes out to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
Bi-polar
You start by cutting a hole in the ice. Then put peas all around it. When a bear walks up to take a pea, you kick it in the ice hole.
