What type of medical condition excites politicians?

Pro-state cancer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LopsidedVader
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The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
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The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
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I'm looking to sell my Delorean. It’s in Great condition, low mileage..

Only driven from time to time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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I hate insomnia, it's a horrible condition

I'm losing sleep over it.

On the plus side, it's only 3 more sleeps until Christmas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J96x_Rob_LFC
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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What kind of medical condition causes wrinkles clothes?

An iron deficiency.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Misplaced_Texan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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I call myself terms and conditions

Because y'all keep ignoring me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A1B1D1U1L1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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A man is still in critical condition after swallowing $250,000 in large bills

No change is expected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Limelight_019283
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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What do you call the terms and conditions on a Christmas present

Santa clauses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IWantToBeAHipster
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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I get ignored so much, might as well be called terms and conditions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reborn0608
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Whats common between 'terms and conditions' and you?

Both are ignored

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πŸ‘€︎ u/griefcase69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I’ve been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes me think I’m an airport building.

Hope it’s not terminal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tangledtitty
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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There's a serious ear condition that dogs can get, it makes their ears ring all the time.

It's called Rin-Tin-Tinnitus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What medical condition were pirates prone to?

Restless peg syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Where does the teenage boar with a skin condition go to school?

Hogworts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wtrsport430
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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What did the person with the chronic lung condition say to the person with an oppressive atmosphere?

MIASMA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Linkjmaur
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What condition are your toes in when your feet fall asleep?

Comatose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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My doctor told me I had to avoid intense activities due to my heart condition.

Now I have to quit my job at the circus and cancel my camping trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRockingDead
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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There are conditions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ladydisdain91
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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I just spent hundreds of dollars online buying expensive ointments for my skin condition.

That was a rash decision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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A man is diagnosed with a rare condition where if he stops talking about his life experiences, he dies. Not to worry though the doctor said ...

Looks like he's going to tell the tale to live.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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The guy at 7 eleven asked if I wanted 10 free packs of Tic-Tacs with my purchase, and I asked him under what condition?

Mint condition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LadySparta729
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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I have a rare condition that prevents me from putting on foundation, mascara, eyeliner, etc.

No really, you can’t make this up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cujo92
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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A condition that every writer fears
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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My doctor told me that I won an award for my rare muscle condition.

It was atrophy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evan_Fishsticks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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There’s a medical condition that affects avocados more than any other.

Guacoma affects roughly half of all avocados born in the world today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hoorayforboogies
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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I have a condition we're I have to be certain of everything

It has to be true, I have no doubt in my mind

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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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I like my candy canes and peppermints not cracked and in mint condition.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/koopeepee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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I never park my car in the shade due to a little known medical condition.

Park in sun disease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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Researchers have discovered a new condition that makes the patient obsessed with punctuality.

They called it Altimer's disease.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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A friend of mine has a condition where everything he says sounds like a joke.

It got so bad that he went to the doctors.

They’ve put him in quarantine in case the inflection is contagious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Have you heard about the homicidal maniac who papercuts people to death with terms and conditions documents?

He’s a contract killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dens382
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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My kids treat me like Terms and Conditions.

They don’t give a shit what I have to say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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This napkin is in mint condition.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nephalem92
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2018
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Despite his condition, Stephen Hawking figured out how to get erections again.

He disabled his pop-up blocker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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I’d love my wife even if she didn’t condition her hair

I love her unconditionally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Primuth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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My doctor told me that, due to an obscure medical condition, I would never be able to feel shocked or frightened ever again.

I wasn't surprised.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManxLynx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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What were the conditions like in ww1?

Trencherous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hurmando
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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What do you call a computer programming condition in the movie Frozen?

If, Sven, Elsa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cderry
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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What condition is it in? reddit.com/r/funny/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/amandajag
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
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I bought part of a clock yesterday, but it was in pretty bad condition

Probably because it was second hand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Continuum_Gaming
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2016
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I have a medical condition where I was made upside down....

My nose runs and my feet smell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Findpurplesky
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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I own a kennel. Apparently, its conditions were so unsanitary that the UN had to get involved. When I came back from vacation, I asked my associate where all my animals had gone.

He replied "WHO let the dogs out."

"Who?"

"WHO"

"Who???"

"WHO"

I'll show myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShowingMyselfOut
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2015
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What is the name for the condition of being a male born past his due date?

Past dude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/modstms
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2017
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What's that medical condition where you can't sleep and you eat all night instead?

Insomnomnomnia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Illithilitch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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Do you know the condition on the old iron mill down the street?

It's steel running

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rei7689
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2015
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What is the most common liver condition among Canadians?

Hepatitis eh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skeazy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2016
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My wife is like the terms and conditions

No one cares what she has to say

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yushey1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2017
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I cook and clean for my family on the condition that they put up with my terrible puns...

...it's the dadliest catch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phredgreen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2016
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My local bowling league has just began a walkout until better playing conditions are met

People are still unsure if strikes have increased or decreased during this period

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moenrtostatlaue
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2017
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The weather is stormy where we are and conditions are uncertain. My wife asked if we'd be able to hear the wind tonight.

I said, "It's wind, dear. Whether we hear it or not is up in the air."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrenkm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2017
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TIL damage to the V1 area of the brain can cause a condition called "blindsight".

But damage to the V8 can make you a vegetable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mechaxis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2014
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All the world's timpani players are protesting against their working conditions

The strike will have enormous repercussions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noradosmith
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2016
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I found this in mint condition
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2015
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I have a skin condition...

Dad: Who was King Arthur's itchiest knight?

Me: sigh who?

Dad: Sir Iasis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotAlwaysGifs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2015
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