I've got a condition which causes me to make terrible puns.
Anyone interested in buying my Delorean? Great condition, low mileage...
Only driven from time to time.
My nephew was released from jail on the condition that I am aware about his whereabouts at all times.
I have been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes me think I'm an airport building.
I hope it's not terminal.
Covid can cause another condition, however, this condition won't come up in people living in sweden.
It's called Stuckhome syndrome
THIS JUST IN: A man is still in critical condition after swallowing $100,000 in large bills.
Just heard the latest on Tiger's condition.
He's not out of the Woods yet!
What do you need to get rid of a demon with a skin condition?
I gave the dog a bath today and the wife noticed how soft she was and asked “Did you condition her?”
So I said “yeah, I rang a bell and then fed her”
Road Signs Across The Country Are Warning Drivers Of Road Conditions
I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet....
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/conjunctivitis/
Thats a site for sore eyes
Due to freezing conditions in New York, the mens American Naturist Society....
.....has seen the size of their members shrink dramatically.
Why do they condition hospital I.V. bottles?
Because everyone loves smooth saline!
Why was Marty McFly's Delorean in such good condition?
Because he only drove it from time to time.
Kissing someone is human version of accepting germs and conditions
What’s the coolest disease or condition one can die from?
Hypothermia! It’s the coolest way to go.
Sadly due to a neurological condition, I have a permanent hand tremor..
Good side is that when I do a handshake, I do it literally.
(Condition is inoperable brain tumour)
I have a condition where I spontaneously and randomly tell jokes to people
My doctor assessed my condition and grimaced. 'I--uh, I give you two weeks max."
"Bad news," I said, "and my name is Tom."
The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
I was diagnosed with a condition where I can't stop making airport jokes.
The doctor said it was terminal
The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
What do you call an Irish Decepticon with a skin condition?
What type of medical condition excites politicians?
I have a condition where my body is invisible to the naked eye.
I went to the doctor, and he said, "Sorry, I can't see you now."
I call myself terms and conditions
Because y'all keep ignoring me
What did the metaphysical highway sign say to warn drivers about wintry driving conditions?
I hate insomnia, it's a horrible condition
I'm losing sleep over it.
On the plus side, it's only 3 more sleeps until Christmas
What kind of medical condition causes wrinkles clothes?
What do you call the terms and conditions on a Christmas present
I get ignored so much, might as well be called terms and conditions
Where does the teenage boar with a skin condition go to school?
What medical condition were pirates prone to?
My doctor told me that I won an award for my rare muscle condition.
I just spent hundreds of dollars online buying expensive ointments for my skin condition.
That was a rash decision.
There's a serious ear condition that dogs can get, it makes their ears ring all the time.
It's called Rin-Tin-Tinnitus
What condition are your toes in when your feet fall asleep?
Whats common between 'terms and conditions' and you?
Anyone out there interested in buying my DeLorean ? Great condition, low mileage..
.. really only driven from time to time.
I'm looking to sell my Delorean. It’s in Great condition, low mileage..
Only driven from time to time!
Why do they condition all of the I.V. bottles at the hospital?
Everyone loves smooth saline!
A man is still in critical condition after swallowing $250,000 in large bills
I’ve been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes me think I’m an airport building.
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