Terms And Conditions Puns

A list of puns related to "Terms And Conditions"

I call myself terms and conditions

Because y'all keep ignoring me

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👤︎ u/A1B1D1U1L1
📅︎ Jan 30 2020
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What do you call the terms and conditions on a Christmas present

Santa clauses

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👤︎ u/IWantToBeAHipster
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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I get ignored so much, might as well be called terms and conditions
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👤︎ u/Reborn0608
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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Whats common between 'terms and conditions' and you?

Both are ignored

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👤︎ u/griefcase69
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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My kids treat me like Terms and Conditions.

They don’t give a shit what I have to say.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 24 2018
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Have you heard about the homicidal maniac who papercuts people to death with terms and conditions documents?

He’s a contract killer.

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👤︎ u/dens382
📅︎ Nov 09 2018
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My wife is like the terms and conditions

No one cares what she has to say

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👤︎ u/yushey1
📅︎ Aug 28 2017
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