Just heard the latest on Tiger's condition.
He's not out of the Woods yet!
Road Signs Across The Country Are Warning Drivers Of Road Conditions
I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet....
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/conjunctivitis/
Thats a site for sore eyes
Due to freezing conditions in New York, the mens American Naturist Society....
.....has seen the size of their members shrink dramatically.
Why do they condition hospital I.V. bottles?
Because everyone loves smooth saline!
Kissing someone is human version of accepting germs and conditions
Why was Marty McFly's Delorean in such good condition?
Because he only drove it from time to time.
Sadly due to a neurological condition, I have a permanent hand tremor..
Good side is that when I do a handshake, I do it literally.
(Condition is inoperable brain tumour)
What’s the coolest disease or condition one can die from?
Hypothermia! It’s the coolest way to go.
I'm looking to sell my Delorean. It’s in Great condition, low mileage..
Only driven from time to time!
I have a condition where I spontaneously and randomly tell jokes to people
My doctor assessed my condition and grimaced. 'I--uh, I give you two weeks max."
"Bad news," I said, "and my name is Tom."
I was diagnosed with a condition where I can't stop making airport jokes.
The doctor said it was terminal
The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
What do you call an Irish Decepticon with a skin condition?
I have a condition where my body is invisible to the naked eye.
I went to the doctor, and he said, "Sorry, I can't see you now."
What type of medical condition excites politicians?
What did the metaphysical highway sign say to warn drivers about wintry driving conditions?
The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
I call myself terms and conditions
Because y'all keep ignoring me
I hate insomnia, it's a horrible condition
I'm losing sleep over it.
On the plus side, it's only 3 more sleeps until Christmas
What kind of medical condition causes wrinkles clothes?
A man is still in critical condition after swallowing $250,000 in large bills
What do you call the terms and conditions on a Christmas present
I get ignored so much, might as well be called terms and conditions
Where does the teenage boar with a skin condition go to school?
What medical condition were pirates prone to?
I’ve been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes me think I’m an airport building.
There's a serious ear condition that dogs can get, it makes their ears ring all the time.
It's called Rin-Tin-Tinnitus
What condition are your toes in when your feet fall asleep?
I just spent hundreds of dollars online buying expensive ointments for my skin condition.
That was a rash decision.
My doctor told me that I won an award for my rare muscle condition.
What did the person with the chronic lung condition say to the person with an oppressive atmosphere?
My doctor told me I had to avoid intense activities due to my heart condition.
Now I have to quit my job at the circus and cancel my camping trip.
A condition that every writer fears
I have a rare condition that prevents me from putting on foundation, mascara, eyeliner, etc.
No really, you can’t make this up.
I never park my car in the shade due to a little known medical condition.
The guy at 7 eleven asked if I wanted 10 free packs of Tic-Tacs with my purchase, and I asked him under what condition?
A man is diagnosed with a rare condition where if he stops talking about his life experiences, he dies. Not to worry though the doctor said ...
Looks like he's going to tell the tale to live.
I like my candy canes and peppermints not cracked and in mint condition.
Why do they condition all of the I.V. bottles at the hospital?
Everyone loves smooth saline!
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