There's a term for people like Trump
What’s a more concrete term for butt crack?
My son just told me that he is studying Mesopotamia this term
I said “Great, I can Babylon about it for hours!”
If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Imagine the damage alcohol can do.
Family is a relative term
I wonder if there will be a term for a President who’s been impeached twice
At least I know there won’t be two terms!
It's just another term for it...
My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused!
I just couldn't accept all those perms and conditions!
What do you call a finance minister who successfully completes his term in the office? BUCK-MINSTER-FULLER-RENE
What is the other term for a queef?
Womb-mates is an acceptable term for twins
The term “dad bod” is offensive
When my kids found that the fall term would be completely online, the result was instant drama and tears.
But now that we had a few drinks, we feel better.
So, is the term "buttcheeks" one word..
... or should I spread them apart?
To make extra money, my professor forces all the students to buy his book at the beginning of the term.
You know what the terms "no mercy" and "dirty laundry" have in common?
I have problems with two things: 1: with my short-term memory...
And 2: with my short-term memory
The term “grammar nazi” is insensitive...
...we prefer to be referred to as “comma-kazes”
I call myself terms and conditions
Because y'all keep ignoring me
What happens when you finally come to terms with losing all your toes?
You become lack toes and tolerant.
What is the term for when a farmer's cow goes missing?
The term "caps" is not valid unless you multiply this...
The term "getting the most bang for your buck" can be applied in a gun store and with a hooker
As a mafia hitman, my story of a successful mission I was assigned--which had me assassinate a decade of mob bosses--usually started as similarly sounding like the layman's term of the fibrous tissue along the calves and heels...
"I killed these ten Dons..."
I was learning about short term memory yesterday.
I bet it was really interesting.
Weight Distribution in Layman Terms
Long-Term Dad Joke Finally Pays Off
What’s another term for an unpaid internship?
What do you call the terms and conditions on a Christmas present
I get ignored so much, might as well be called terms and conditions
I just got fired from a job at a convention center explaining in simple terms to businesses why they should come demo their products at our conventions.
It's my exposition exposition ex-position.
Layman's terms
Layman's terms for layman's terms is in plain English in plain English
[Request] pubs involving medieval terms
Hey all. I work at a place that sells medieval and Renaissance themed clothing, weapons, and armour. We are beginning to sell snacks in the breakroom for employees (sans vending machine) and I want to call the "shop" something silly/ridiculous. Ye Olde Snack Shack just won't cut it, I want a good pun in there.
Don't hesitate to use fantasy inspired ideas either. I wanted to go with The Dragon's Hoard, but would rather have something funny as well!
I personally hate the term ‘study abroad’.
It’s 2019 - it should be called ‘study a woman’.
EDIT: It’s 2019 - it should be called “Women’s Studies” now. (Punchline polishing by /u/NoodlesRomanoff)
The term "headshot" is a different version of "screenshot".
The guy who coined the term "lisp" must have been a sadist.
What's the medical term for having too many dogs?
Yesterday, my son explained to me in very simple terms that I am an adult but he isn't...
My long term girlfriend in college broke up with me while we are stuck in a broken elevator.
She said, “This isn’t going anywhere.”
If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Just think what alcohol can do!
"Back so soon? I thought you went for a haircut, dad?" asked my son. "Well..." I replied. "My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused."
"I couldn't accept all those perms and conditions."
My professor makes all the students buy his book at the beginning of the term to make some profit.
To make extra money, my university professor makes all his students buy his book at the beginning of the term.
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