Do you guys know the correct term for short people
… or do you also struggle with gnomenclature??
In terms of land use
Cemeteries are just dead space
What's the medical term for a tandem bicycle.
I think of this whenever I hear the term IV drip
What the medical term for owning to many dogs?
What’s a more concrete term for butt crack?
What is the scientific term for shampoo?
There's a term for people like Trump
Not only is my short term memory terrible...
...but so is my short term memory.
If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Imagine the damage alcohol can do.
My son just told me that he is studying Mesopotamia this term
I said “Great, I can Babylon about it for hours!”
In light of his record with these mega-projects, Elon Musk's proposed new Miami-tunnel gives new meaning to the term
"car-pool tunnel syndrome."
I broke my leg and had to go on Short Term Disability
It really confused me when HR told me it was a STD.
(This actually happened to me. HR emailed my insurance company telling them that I have a STD injury. Now I use the joke all of the time)
What do you call taking just one term at a French immersion school?
What's a fancy term for coders being poached from a company?
Today I Learned the term "blacklist" could be perceived to be offensive
So instead I will start to use the term "minority report"
Family is a relative term
It's just another term for it...
I wonder if there will be a term for a President who’s been impeached twice
At least I know there won’t be two terms!
My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused!
I just couldn't accept all those perms and conditions!
What do you call a finance minister who successfully completes his term in the office? BUCK-MINSTER-FULLER-RENE
What is the other term for a queef?
Womb-mates is an acceptable term for twins
The term “dad bod” is offensive
When my kids found that the fall term would be completely online, the result was instant drama and tears.
But now that we had a few drinks, we feel better.
So, is the term "buttcheeks" one word..
... or should I spread them apart?
To make extra money, my professor forces all the students to buy his book at the beginning of the term.
The term “grammar nazi” is insensitive...
...we prefer to be referred to as “comma-kazes”
I call myself terms and conditions
Because y'all keep ignoring me
I have problems with two things: 1: with my short-term memory...
And 2: with my short-term memory
The term "caps" is not valid unless you multiply this...
What is the term for when a farmer's cow goes missing?
The term "getting the most bang for your buck" can be applied in a gun store and with a hooker
What happens when you finally come to terms with losing all your toes?
You become lack toes and tolerant.
Long-Term Dad Joke Finally Pays Off
Weight Distribution in Layman Terms
I was learning about short term memory yesterday.
I bet it was really interesting.
[Request] pubs involving medieval terms
Hey all. I work at a place that sells medieval and Renaissance themed clothing, weapons, and armour. We are beginning to sell snacks in the breakroom for employees (sans vending machine) and I want to call the "shop" something silly/ridiculous. Ye Olde Snack Shack just won't cut it, I want a good pun in there.
Don't hesitate to use fantasy inspired ideas either. I wanted to go with The Dragon's Hoard, but would rather have something funny as well!
What’s another term for an unpaid internship?
If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Just think what alcohol can do!
"Back so soon? I thought you went for a haircut, dad?" asked my son. "Well..." I replied. "My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused."
"I couldn't accept all those perms and conditions."
My professor makes all the students buy his book at the beginning of the term to make some profit.
To make extra money, my university professor makes all his students buy his book at the beginning of the term.
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