A list of puns related to "Midterm"
His friend asks, "didgeridoo it?"
Dad: What's your midterm about?
Me: The ethics of euthanasia.
Dad: What about the old people in Asia.
One might say I'm a little stressed.
My dad asked me if that made me a proctologist.
Math, physics, comp sci. The only easy class was "The American Century." Open book midterm and final, so he wasn't going to do any of the reading all semester.
“It’s a huge waste of time, Dad,” he laughed when I objected. “I’m not learning a damn thing in the class.”
“Well, then you’re just going to have to take that class over again,” I snapped at him.
“What are you talking about?” he yelped.
“You know why, Gabe,” I said. “Those who don’t learn from history are condemned to repeat it.”
I guess you can call me multi dimensional!
(I came up with this after a, not so good midterm...)
Student: How large will the matrices be on the midterm? Professor: It depends on how large you write.
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