Primaries Puns

A list of puns related to "Primaries"

What do you can a lion's primary toupee?

His main!

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Mar 18 2021
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A pencil isn't John Wick's primary murder weapon.

But it's definitely number 2.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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"Holmes, what do they call primary school in America?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson."

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👤︎ u/wimpykidfan37
📅︎ Feb 24 2021
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What was the mental health hospital's primary charity program?

It was fund a mental

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👤︎ u/atharvanaik
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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A man recently ran up to me announcing that he was a primary color, then instructed me to perform a modern dance trend on the fourth letter of the alphabet and food coloring.

He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".

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👤︎ u/wolfyfancylads
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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The woman in charge of our local primary school has decided to resign.

She wants to quit while she's a head.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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In the morning I drink my primary milk

later on I drink my secondary

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👤︎ u/EdwardDupont
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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Why did Bernie Sanders refuse to return to the Senate after the primaries?

He wanted to practice socialist distancing

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👤︎ u/winkelschleifer
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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Do you know what the primary olfactory organ is?

No sé.

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👤︎ u/wbchen
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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I'm a primary school teacher and one of my kids got me in the lols with this one today... what's a witch's favorite subject?

Spelling

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👤︎ u/haymalb
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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What explains “Sleepy Joe’s” explosion of success on Super Tuesday, after never having won a primary in multiple previous campaigns?

He was Biden his time.

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👤︎ u/BluPrince
📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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What is a fish's primary entertainment source?

Live stream.

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👤︎ u/pm_me_more_sadness
📅︎ Jan 10 2020
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Scientifically a raven has 17 primary wing feathers.

The big ones at the end of the wing. These feathers are called pinion feathers. A crow has sixteen.

So, the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.

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👤︎ u/createsean
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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I tried to write a Wikipedia entry about whales, but I didn't have enough primary sources.

[cetacean needed]

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ Nov 28 2017
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What’s a horse’s primary concern when voting?

A stable economy.

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👤︎ u/longshanks7
📅︎ Aug 06 2018
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My son just lost a tight race in his primary election after I was physically withheld and denied the right to vote.

Sucks. He would have made a great second grade treasurer.

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👤︎ u/mrthatsthat
📅︎ Jun 27 2018
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Why did the dead man see his primary health care provider?

He was coffin.

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👤︎ u/PM_ME_UR_BoobsOrButt
📅︎ Nov 06 2016
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Sherlock, what do they call primary school in America?

Elementary, my dear Watson

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👤︎ u/puggoamber
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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A raven has 17 primary wing feathers

These are the big ones at the end of the wing, also called pinion feathers. A crow only has 16 of them. So the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.

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👤︎ u/RealisticFake
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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