Basic Instink.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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Patel was teaching a boy named Ed basic geometry, which he was failing to grasp even on the most basic levels. He mistook squares for triangles, circles for hexagons and so on...

So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.

"What this, Ed?"

"A line?" the boy replied.

"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alkaath
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Gravity, one of the most basic forces in the Universe. But then again, if you remove it...

You still have Gravy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I tried learning about all the different kinds of aircraft but I quickly found out girls didn’t like that basic personality trait

They thought I was such a plane guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notmyname3623
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Chemistry professor: It is impossible to be both acidic and basic at the same time.

White girl in the back: Hold my pumpkin spice latte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elasticpython
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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I enrolled in a course entitled β€œBasic Origami for halfwits”.

You’re probably thinking β€œWhy?”

Well, the answer is twofold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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A newly enlisted recruit was in basic training, being yelled at by a former barbecue chef.

He was their Grill Sergeant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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I’m writing a book about a guy who sells shoe parts to satan. It’s your basic β€œSold my sole to the devil” novel.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Basic bitch
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Hey guys if you need to determine how Basic a chick is.

Use a Litness test.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konebred
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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This water is a little basic.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aacker2020
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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I couldn't think of a basic joke.

Then I had an OH moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PunslingerXL
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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This pun isn't basic, It's highly Hasidic.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TNBC42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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When I was in basic training we couldn't have salt or pepper.

Those were reserved for the seasoned veterans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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My doughter just learned all about the basics of sentence structure in her English class.

She is a pronoun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BecauseItAmusesMe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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Such a basic bitch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tink_Thank
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2018
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My friend is moving to Africa to teach basic math operations to underprivileged kids.

Upvote for divisibility.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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I once met someone so basic

The acid couldn't dissolve their body

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeoMarethyu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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Basic Betch imgur.com/pFj9RRn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/drummerchuk77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2015
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Basic Trigonometry revisited. imgur.com/bgvj6GJ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/silvrado
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2014
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How do you teach a clock basic arithmetic?

You make every second count.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/louisng114
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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I'm pretty sure close to 100% of teachers are armed... I mean, don't these people take basic human anatomy in high school? Arming teachers is a moot point.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/footsteps71
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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How do you tell if you're a basic bitch?

If you have a ph higher than 7.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PolarBearITS
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2014
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If you find yourself struggling at basic chemistry, simply remember...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirtrolls
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2010
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Reductress Β» Confession: My Lumbersexual Left Me For a Basic Birch reductress.com/post/confe…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/herobotic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2014
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I'm basic, and I have a tree nut allergy...

I literally pecan't even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/F-Major-7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2016
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When people call me "basic"...

I'm really surprised. I always thought I had a sour personality!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spacejam_McGee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2014
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While discussing basic French...

Me and my dad were trying to remember what the word french word for 'yesterday' is. We had previously said that 'tomorrow' is 'demain', and 'today' is 'aujourd'hui'. My brother then chimes in from across the table and slyly states that 'yesterday' must then be 'oui aujourd'hui'.

Dad was proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImNotRennie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2014
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My dad got back to the basics on this joke

So I've only known my biological father for a few years. We hardly see each other except on holidays because of his work schedule, my work and college schedule, and distance. So today, he decided to visit me all afternoon and take me out to dinner. Before we left, he sat in the living room and we chatted.

Dad: "Well, young'in, I think I'm ready to eat."

Me: "Yeah, me too, I've been hungry for a while."

Dad: "Oh, really? I hadn't realized you changed your name."

Groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/floodimoo123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2014
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I was just trying to learn some very basic music theory and then BAM dad jokes. More dad jokes than new information. youtube.com/watch?v=TxBUn…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SatanMD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2013
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