Basic Instink.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06 2021
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Patel was teaching a boy named Ed basic geometry, which he was failing to grasp even on the most basic levels. He mistook squares for triangles, circles for hexagons and so on...

So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.

"What this, Ed?"

"A line?" the boy replied.

"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alkaath
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09 2020
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Gravity, one of the most basic forces in the Universe. But then again, if you remove it...

You still have Gravy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_houser
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11 2020
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I tried learning about all the different kinds of aircraft but I quickly found out girls didn’t like that basic personality trait

They thought I was such a plane guy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notmyname3623
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2020
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Chemistry professor: It is impossible to be both acidic and basic at the same time.

White girl in the back: Hold my pumpkin spice latte.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elasticpython
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26 2020
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I enrolled in a course entitled β€œBasic Origami for halfwits”.

You’re probably thinking β€œWhy?”

Well, the answer is twofold.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28 2020
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A newly enlisted recruit was in basic training, being yelled at by a former barbecue chef.

He was their Grill Sergeant.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08 2020
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I’m writing a book about a guy who sells shoe parts to satan. It’s your basic β€œSold my sole to the devil” novel.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DinglebarryHandpump
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11 2019
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Basic bitch
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NoelFromBandOsmosis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26 2019
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Hey guys if you need to determine how Basic a chick is.

Use a Litness test.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Konebred
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20 2019
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This water is a little basic.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aacker2020
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29 2019
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I couldn't think of a basic joke.

Then I had an OH moment.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PunslingerXL
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22 2018
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This pun isn't basic, It's highly Hasidic.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TNBC42
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09 2018
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When I was in basic training we couldn't have salt or pepper.

Those were reserved for the seasoned veterans.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23 2019
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My doughter just learned all about the basics of sentence structure in her English class.

She is a pronoun

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BecauseItAmusesMe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28 2018
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Such a basic bitch
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tink_Thank
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15 2018
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My friend is moving to Africa to teach basic math operations to underprivileged kids.

Upvote for divisibility.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11 2018
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I once met someone so basic

The acid couldn't dissolve their body

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NeoMarethyu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13 2019
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Basic Betch imgur.com/pFj9RRn
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/drummerchuk77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12 2015
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Basic Trigonometry revisited. imgur.com/bgvj6GJ
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/silvrado
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2014
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How do you teach a clock basic arithmetic?

You make every second count.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/louisng114
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28 2018
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Why do basic white girls make terrible math tutors?

Because they literally can't even.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RegrettableDeed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30 2017
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How do you tell if you're a basic bitch?

If you have a ph higher than 7.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PolarBearITS
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04 2014
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If you find yourself struggling at basic chemistry, simply remember...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sirtrolls
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Reductress Β» Confession: My Lumbersexual Left Me For a Basic Birch reductress.com/post/confe…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/herobotic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27 2014
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When people call me "basic"...

I'm really surprised. I always thought I had a sour personality!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spacejam_McGee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2014
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While discussing basic French...

Me and my dad were trying to remember what the word french word for 'yesterday' is. We had previously said that 'tomorrow' is 'demain', and 'today' is 'aujourd'hui'. My brother then chimes in from across the table and slyly states that 'yesterday' must then be 'oui aujourd'hui'.

Dad was proud.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ImNotRennie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17 2014
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My dad got back to the basics on this joke

So I've only known my biological father for a few years. We hardly see each other except on holidays because of his work schedule, my work and college schedule, and distance. So today, he decided to visit me all afternoon and take me out to dinner. Before we left, he sat in the living room and we chatted.

Dad: "Well, young'in, I think I'm ready to eat."

Me: "Yeah, me too, I've been hungry for a while."

Dad: "Oh, really? I hadn't realized you changed your name."

Groan

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/floodimoo123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2014
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I was just trying to learn some very basic music theory and then BAM dad jokes. More dad jokes than new information. youtube.com/watch?v=TxBUn…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SatanMD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18 2013
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