When My Chemical Romance broke up, did they change their name to My Elemental Romamce?
How often does a chemist tell a joke about elements?
What four elements are you not allowed to bring to your job?
Nitrogen, sulfur, Fluorine, and tungsten, cause they are NSFW.
Which element is a member of famous rock band?
I can control the element. The element of....
What happens to elements after they die?
If I discovered a new element that is slightly denser than the human body.
I would name it hooman, so people could ask are we hooman or are we denser?
Did you guys hear about the new element that was created (Ah)
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
What's your favourite element on the periodic table?
Mine's the element of surprise
What's a pirate's favourite element in the periodic table?
Gold. Why would he like argon or carbon
How often do I like jokes about chemistry?
Scientists have discovered a new element in the periodic table.
The element will be represented by the letters AH. This is of course the element of surprise.
What is it called when you get sent to a prison made of only two elements?
How often do people who study scientific elements tell dad jokes?
Do you know what Fe stands for?
I couldn’t remember this guys name but knew it was Nate Gold-something.
Why do elements and chemicals make good real estate agents?
They have a lot of properties.
Chinese synthesize new element which causes a 500% increase rate of panda mating
Did you hear that Bach was a great classical composer of interweaving repetitive elements?
I hear he was baroque all the time. It fugue-ures seeing how he was famous.
What is pirate's favorite chemical element?
The Queen of all elements.
Which periodic element is the worst swimmer?
A tree’s wood is 50% carbon, 42% oxygen, 6% hydrogen, 1% nitrogen
You can call it a chemis-tree
What was the first element discovered by a pirate?
I’m not in my element
Someone asked me the other day if I liked sodium, I said “Na.”
My favorite element right now is Boron, but it changes periodically
Breaking news: Scientists have discovered a new element that disappears and reappears at random times. They have called it the element of...
What Is a Pirate's Favorite Element?
Why do scientists suck at pulling pranks?
They lack the element of surprise!
You need to consider the elements of a pun
I feel the most confident telling chemistry jokes
I’m in my element when I do
My friends tried to convince me I was a chemical element with the atomic number 82....
...Thankfully, I'm not so easily lead
Chemistry class left the most important elements!!
What’s a weebs favorite element?
Why are silver haired characters so badass?
I don't know if this belongs here but my dad...
... spent all weekend making this coffee table. I didn't think much of it until i saw him attaching some hoses, a water tank, a dirt tank, a fan, a propane tank and a timer. I asked him what the hell he was building and he said "Well twice a day it's going to shoot either fire, water, dirt or air." I sat there stunned and confused and just said "But....why?" He said "Why? Well that's because it's a periodic table of elements."
What is a nurse’s favorite element?
I need help! I am co-captain of a team to raise money for cancer. My team needs a name. I need to mix some element of cancer with Alice in Wonderland. I need a pun, and I figured this subreddit is the best place to go. Thanks
My girlfriend brought up a YouTuber therapist named Dr. Honda...
What follows is a transcription of our conversation
Me: I hope he helps his patients find Accord in their lives
Her: Well therapy is only one Element to success
Me: He's just doing his Civic duty
Her: He gives them Clarity and Insight
Me: On their Odyssey through life
whats a morticians favorite element?
What chemical element is symbolized by the letters Ah?
Is Belgium a chemical element?
Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium. Sodium sodium
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