When My Chemical Romance broke up, did they change their name to My Elemental Romamce?
What is the philosopher's favorite element?
Plato-nium
What's the funniest of all the known elements?
How often does a chemist tell a joke about elements?
What's a weeaboo's favorite chemical element?
What four elements are you not allowed to bring to your job?
Nitrogen, sulfur, Fluorine, and tungsten, cause they are NSFW.
I can control the element. The element of....
What happens to elements after they die?
Did you guys hear about the new element that was created (Ah)
If I discovered a new element that is slightly denser than the human body.
I would name it hooman, so people could ask are we hooman or are we denser?
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
What's your favourite element on the periodic table?
Mine's the element of surprise
What's a pirate's favourite element in the periodic table?
Gold. Why would he like argon or carbon
What chemical element is symbolized by the letters Ah?
Scientists have discovered a new element in the periodic table.
The element will be represented by the letters AH. This is of course the element of surprise.
What is it called when you get sent to a prison made of only two elements?
How often do people who study scientific elements tell dad jokes?
How often do I like jokes about chemistry?
Do you know what Fe stands for?
Why do elements and chemicals make good real estate agents?
They have a lot of properties.
The Queen of all elements.
Chinese synthesize new element which causes a 500% increase rate of panda mating
What is pirate's favorite chemical element?
Did you hear that Bach was a great classical composer of interweaving repetitive elements?
I hear he was baroque all the time. It fugue-ures seeing how he was famous.
Which periodic element is the worst swimmer?
I’m not in my element
Someone asked me the other day if I liked sodium, I said “Na.”
My favorite element right now is Boron, but it changes periodically
What was the first element discovered by a pirate?
Breaking news: Scientists have discovered a new element that disappears and reappears at random times. They have called it the element of...
I couldn’t remember this guys name but knew it was Nate Gold-something.
You need to consider the elements of a pun
What Is a Pirate's Favorite Element?
Chemistry class left the most important elements!!
My friends tried to convince me I was a chemical element with the atomic number 82....
...Thankfully, I'm not so easily lead
A tree’s wood is 50% carbon, 42% oxygen, 6% hydrogen, 1% nitrogen
You can call it a chemis-tree
What’s a weebs favorite element?
Can you feel the chemistry?
Unexpectium: The element of surprise
I need help! I am co-captain of a team to raise money for cancer. My team needs a name. I need to mix some element of cancer with Alice in Wonderland. I need a pun, and I figured this subreddit is the best place to go. Thanks
What is a nurse’s favorite element?
whats a morticians favorite element?
Why do scientists suck at pulling pranks?
They lack the element of surprise!
Why are silver haired characters so badass?
I feel the most confident telling chemistry jokes
I’m in my element when I do
Is Belgium a chemical element?
How often do I make jokes about the Table of Elements?
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