When My Chemical Romance broke up, did they change their name to My Elemental Romamce?
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What is the philosopher's favorite element?
Plato-nium
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︎ Mar 23 2021
What's the funniest of all the known elements?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
How often does a chemist tell a joke about elements?
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︎ Jan 27 2021
What's a weeaboo's favorite chemical element?
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︎ Mar 03 2021
What four elements are you not allowed to bring to your job?
Nitrogen, sulfur, Fluorine, and tungsten, cause they are NSFW.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I can control the element. The element of....
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︎ Jan 14 2021
What happens to elements after they die?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Did you guys hear about the new element that was created (Ah)
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︎ Dec 24 2020
If I discovered a new element that is slightly denser than the human body.
I would name it hooman, so people could ask are we hooman or are we denser?
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︎ Jan 03 2021
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What's your favourite element on the periodic table?
Mine's the element of surprise
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︎ Nov 03 2020
What's a pirate's favourite element in the periodic table?
Gold. Why would he like argon or carbon
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︎ Nov 01 2020
What chemical element is symbolized by the letters Ah?
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︎ May 07 2020
Scientists have discovered a new element in the periodic table.
The element will be represented by the letters AH. This is of course the element of surprise.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
What is it called when you get sent to a prison made of only two elements?
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︎ Sep 06 2020
How often do people who study scientific elements tell dad jokes?
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︎ Jun 14 2020
How often do I like jokes about chemistry?
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Astonishmium
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Do you know what Fe stands for?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Why do elements and chemicals make good real estate agents?
They have a lot of properties.
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Chinese synthesize new element which causes a 500% increase rate of panda mating
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︎ Jul 13 2020
The Queen of all elements.
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︎ Oct 14 2018
Did you hear that Bach was a great classical composer of interweaving repetitive elements?
I hear he was baroque all the time. It fugue-ures seeing how he was famous.
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︎ Jul 07 2020
What is pirate's favorite chemical element?
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Which periodic element is the worst swimmer?
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︎ Apr 04 2020
I couldnβt remember this guys name but knew it was Nate Gold-something.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Iβm not in my element
Someone asked me the other day if I liked sodium, I said βNa.β
My favorite element right now is Boron, but it changes periodically
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︎ Jan 05 2020
What was the first element discovered by a pirate?
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Breaking news: Scientists have discovered a new element that disappears and reappears at random times. They have called it the element of...
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︎ Oct 22 2019
You need to consider the elements of a pun
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︎ Jun 02 2019
What Is a Pirate's Favorite Element?
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︎ Mar 15 2020
A treeβs wood is 50% carbon, 42% oxygen, 6% hydrogen, 1% nitrogen
You can call it a chemis-tree
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Can you feel the chemistry?
Unexpectium: The element of surprise
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Chemistry class left the most important elements!!
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︎ Jun 26 2019
My friends tried to convince me I was a chemical element with the atomic number 82....
...Thankfully, I'm not so easily lead
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︎ Sep 10 2019
Whatβs a weebs favorite element?
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︎ Oct 16 2019
Out of his Element
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︎ Aug 20 2019
I need help! I am co-captain of a team to raise money for cancer. My team needs a name. I need to mix some element of cancer with Alice in Wonderland. I need a pun, and I figured this subreddit is the best place to go. Thanks
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︎ Apr 26 2018
What is a nurseβs favorite element?
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︎ Oct 14 2019
Why do scientists suck at pulling pranks?
They lack the element of surprise!
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︎ Jan 12 2021
whats a morticians favorite element?
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︎ Apr 16 2019
Why are silver haired characters so badass?
Because they are βAgβ
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︎ Sep 08 2020
I feel the most confident telling chemistry jokes
Iβm in my element when I do
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︎ Dec 11 2020
I don't know if this belongs here but my dad...
... spent all weekend making this coffee table. I didn't think much of it until i saw him attaching some hoses, a water tank, a dirt tank, a fan, a propane tank and a timer. I asked him what the hell he was building and he said "Well twice a day it's going to shoot either fire, water, dirt or air." I sat there stunned and confused and just said "But....why?" He said "Why? Well that's because it's a periodic table of elements."
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Is Belgium a chemical element?
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