When My Chemical Romance broke up, did they change their name to My Elemental Romamce?
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What is the philosopher's favorite element?

Plato-nium

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What's the funniest of all the known elements?

He He He.

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How often does a chemist tell a joke about elements?

Periodically

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What's a weeaboo's favorite chemical element?

Manganese

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What four elements are you not allowed to bring to your job?

Nitrogen, sulfur, Fluorine, and tungsten, cause they are NSFW.

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I can control the element. The element of....

SUPRISE!

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What happens to elements after they die?

They barium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corleone_Michael
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Did you guys hear about the new element that was created (Ah)

The element of surprise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MushuTheGreat17
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If I discovered a new element that is slightly denser than the human body.

I would name it hooman, so people could ask are we hooman or are we denser?

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What type of elements know everybody on earth?

Met-all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/severelampwatcher
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What's your favourite element on the periodic table?

Mine's the element of surprise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strong91105
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What's a pirate's favourite element in the periodic table?

Gold. Why would he like argon or carbon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
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What chemical element is symbolized by the letters Ah?

The element of surprise!

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Scientists have discovered a new element in the periodic table.

The element will be represented by the letters AH. This is of course the element of surprise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unikorn9
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What is it called when you get sent to a prison made of only two elements?

A compound sentence

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How often do people who study scientific elements tell dad jokes?

Periodically

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MansNotHot772
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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How often do I like jokes about chemistry?

Periodically.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrizztoElCazador
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Astonishmium
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kenebalism
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Do you know what Fe stands for?

It’s a little ironic.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Why do elements and chemicals make good real estate agents?

They have a lot of properties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/no-nope-nay
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Chinese synthesize new element which causes a 500% increase rate of panda mating

It's panda-moan-ium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Psyched_to_Learn
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The Queen of all elements.
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Did you hear that Bach was a great classical composer of interweaving repetitive elements?

I hear he was baroque all the time. It fugue-ures seeing how he was famous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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What is pirate's favorite chemical element?

Arrr-yon!

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Which periodic element is the worst swimmer?

Zink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eliastw03
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I couldn’t remember this guys name but knew it was Nate Gold-something.

So I just said A’U.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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I’m not in my element

Someone asked me the other day if I liked sodium, I said β€œNa.”

My favorite element right now is Boron, but it changes periodically

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oopsda16
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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What was the first element discovered by a pirate?

Arrrrgon.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Breaking news: Scientists have discovered a new element that disappears and reappears at random times. They have called it the element of...

SURPRISE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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You need to consider the elements of a pun
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What Is a Pirate's Favorite Element?

Argon - (Ar)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bvoxl
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A tree’s wood is 50% carbon, 42% oxygen, 6% hydrogen, 1% nitrogen

You can call it a chemis-tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wergio256
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Can you feel the chemistry?

Unexpectium: The element of surprise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frudedude
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Chemistry class left the most important elements!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slothstan1995
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My friends tried to convince me I was a chemical element with the atomic number 82....

...Thankfully, I'm not so easily lead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marmeladovsemyon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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What’s a weebs favorite element?

MANGAnese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrshortieman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Out of his Element
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdiddy1026
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I need help! I am co-captain of a team to raise money for cancer. My team needs a name. I need to mix some element of cancer with Alice in Wonderland. I need a pun, and I figured this subreddit is the best place to go. Thanks
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What is a nurse’s favorite element?

Healium.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Why do scientists suck at pulling pranks?

They lack the element of surprise!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmmaTFox131
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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whats a morticians favorite element?

barium

okbye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jennerzerz
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Why are silver haired characters so badass?

Because they are β€œAg”

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I feel the most confident telling chemistry jokes

I’m in my element when I do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
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I don't know if this belongs here but my dad...

... spent all weekend making this coffee table. I didn't think much of it until i saw him attaching some hoses, a water tank, a dirt tank, a fan, a propane tank and a timer. I asked him what the hell he was building and he said "Well twice a day it's going to shoot either fire, water, dirt or air." I sat there stunned and confused and just said "But....why?" He said "Why? Well that's because it's a periodic table of elements."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melancholytron
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Is Belgium a chemical element?
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