Pygmy Puns

A list of puns related to "Pygmy"

A cannibal was walking through the jungle when he came to a clearing and saw a freshly killed elephant lying down with a pygmy standing on top of it, brandishing a big stick and doing a victory dance.

"Have you just killed that elephant?" asked the cannibal. "Yes," replied the pygmy, "I did it with my club." "Wow," replied the cannibal. "You must have a really big club!" "Yes, there are about forty of us!"

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👤︎ u/Scout816
📅︎ Aug 04 2019
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I ate a Pygmy Stallion once,

My voice is still a little horse

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👤︎ u/Jedi_Llama154
📅︎ Jul 28 2018
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Johnny is in class learning about animals and the teacher asks, “can anyone tell me what other name for dwarf goats go by?” Johnny’s hand shot up:

Ooh ooh Pygmy!! Pygmy!!

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👤︎ u/Evilmd
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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