What chemical is released in your brain when you find something funny on the internet?

Dopameme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SixTwoVI
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What's a weeaboo's favorite chemical element?

Manganese

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How do you tell the difference between a chemical fire and an electrical fire?

With a fire distinguisher.

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We tried catching the chemical thieves...

... but they were just too phosphorus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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I worked security at a chemical plant. There had been a string of robberies at nearby chemical plants, and one night... lo and behold- we heard the alarm...

My coworker and I tried to apprehend them but they were just too phosphorus…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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I never understood odorless chemicals, they never make scents.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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What chemical element is symbolized by the letters Ah?

The element of surprise!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pandagami
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Is Belgium a chemical element?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solilupus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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What do you call the chemical bond in minerals?

A gems bond

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zetafunction64
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Why do elements and chemicals make good real estate agents?

They have a lot of properties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/no-nope-nay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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A chemical warehouse was robbed at gunpoint, the assailants cleaned out all stores of substances with pH above 7.

"All your base are belong to us"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiddenLayer5
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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What is pirate's favorite chemical element?

Arrr-yon!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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What common chemical compound can be represented: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O

H2O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ttocs77
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Did you know that the chemical composition of snow changes from "H2O" to "Ba" when it covers your car?

Because it barium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarah_Haze
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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A chemical in science class can make your hands go numb

But math will make you number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Do you want to hear a chemical joke?

Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Harkonan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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My friends tried to convince me I was a chemical element with the atomic number 82....

...Thankfully, I'm not so easily lead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marmeladovsemyon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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What's the chemical formula for laughing gas?

CaCl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bread_Is_Adequate
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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I never understood odourless chemicals

they never make scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rickmartingt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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The chemical symbol for Iron is Fe...

... and therefore Iron Man is a Fe Male
Happy International women's day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBassMeister
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2018
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Just started listening to a podcast hosted by two chemical engineers.

Most of what they say goes over my head, but they gave great chemistry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chukwa_2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Me: Yo bro, can you tell me the chemical symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen?

Friend: NaBrO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benjaminear3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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My son was doing his homework, when he asked me, β€œDad, what's the chemical formula for water?”

I said, β€œHIJKLMNO.”

He asked, β€œWhat're you talking about?!”

I responded, β€œWell, it’s H to O!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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if H2O is the chemical name for water, what is H2O4?

drinking!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gumbywithaY
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Which chemical liquid would destroy bacteria in a rap battle?

Dissingfectant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suss-it-out
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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How come when women use chemicals to remove polish no one bats an eye

But when hitler does it the whole world is against him?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WattoNUFC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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What do you call parasites who suck chemicals?

Bleeches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eisenhower_is_dad
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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What is a Blood's least favorite chemical?

Krypton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saor7272
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Mean chemicals
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poo-tay-toh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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Life Hack: If you play My Chemical Romance loud enough in your yard...

your grass will cut itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hann1980
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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I work with chemicals.

Actually I spend some time with them outside of work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisboishere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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What do you call a chemical bond with bad connotation to it?

A stigma bond.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhooooshCatcher
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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What do you call a candy bar that speeds up a chemical reaction?

Kit Katalyst

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Sometimes in old insulation there can be toxic chemicals.

You should avoid them asbestos you can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthElevator
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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Scientists have discovered an element with chemical properties that can't be predicted.

They're calling it the element of surprise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sric2838
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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The happiness chemical is the coolest one...

Or as the kids say, "dope I mean..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lv_InSaNe_vL
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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The hairdresser showed me a beautiful hair color and also warned me that the chemical is toxic.

I asked him to apply it anyways.

It's worth dyeing for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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What's the most dishonest chemical?

Lye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Blah1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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A chemical toilet truck was blocking the road today.

He was taking the piss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellDysphoria
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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When My Chemical Romance broke up, did they change their name to My Elemental Romamce?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AssassinJ2
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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what do you call chemical seth?

sethrogen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diepfag
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2017
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What’s 007’s favorite chemical bond

A James Bond

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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i use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye.

he uses chemicals to remove polish and he's literally hitler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_cleaner
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2016
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