What chemical is released in your brain when you find something funny on the internet?
What's a weeaboo's favorite chemical element?
How do you tell the difference between a chemical fire and an electrical fire?
With a fire distinguisher.
We tried catching the chemical thieves...
... but they were just too phosphorus.
I worked security at a chemical plant. There had been a string of robberies at nearby chemical plants, and one night... lo and behold- we heard the alarm...
My coworker and I tried to apprehend them but they were just too phosphorus…
I never understood odorless chemicals, they never make scents.
What chemical element is symbolized by the letters Ah?
Is Belgium a chemical element?
What do you call the chemical bond in minerals?
Why do elements and chemicals make good real estate agents?
They have a lot of properties.
A chemical warehouse was robbed at gunpoint, the assailants cleaned out all stores of substances with pH above 7.
"All your base are belong to us"
What is pirate's favorite chemical element?
What common chemical compound can be represented: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Did you know that the chemical composition of snow changes from "H2O" to "Ba" when it covers your car?
A chemical in science class can make your hands go numb
But math will make you number.
Do you want to hear a chemical joke?
My friends tried to convince me I was a chemical element with the atomic number 82....
...Thankfully, I'm not so easily lead
What's the chemical formula for laughing gas?
I never understood odourless chemicals
The chemical symbol for Iron is Fe...
... and therefore Iron Man is a Fe Male
Happy International women's day
Just started listening to a podcast hosted by two chemical engineers.
Most of what they say goes over my head, but they gave great chemistry.
Me: Yo bro, can you tell me the chemical symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen?
My son was doing his homework, when he asked me, “Dad, what's the chemical formula for water?”
I said, “HIJKLMNO.”
He asked, “What're you talking about?!”
I responded, “Well, it’s H to O!”
if H2O is the chemical name for water, what is H2O4?
Which chemical liquid would destroy bacteria in a rap battle?
How come when women use chemicals to remove polish no one bats an eye
But when hitler does it the whole world is against him?
What do you call parasites who suck chemicals?
What is a Blood's least favorite chemical?
Life Hack: If you play My Chemical Romance loud enough in your yard...
your grass will cut itself.
I work with chemicals.
Actually I spend some time with them outside of work.
What do you call a chemical bond with bad connotation to it?
What do you call a candy bar that speeds up a chemical reaction?
Sometimes in old insulation there can be toxic chemicals.
You should avoid them asbestos you can.
Scientists have discovered an element with chemical properties that can't be predicted.
They're calling it the element of surprise.
The happiness chemical is the coolest one...
Or as the kids say, "dope I mean..."
The hairdresser showed me a beautiful hair color and also warned me that the chemical is toxic.
I asked him to apply it anyways.
It's worth dyeing for.
What's the most dishonest chemical?
A chemical toilet truck was blocking the road today.
When My Chemical Romance broke up, did they change their name to My Elemental Romamce?
what do you call chemical seth?
What’s 007’s favorite chemical bond
i use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye.
he uses chemicals to remove polish and he's literally hitler.