Here's a physics joke: Why don't people find the y component of vector A?

Because it's Asin(of Īø)

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/GDGameplayer
šŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What is the saddest component of a building?

The weep holes

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Kha1i1
šŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Source: Meme Templates and Components (Facebook)
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šŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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I realized I have all the components to make my own COVID-19 Lego scene

All I had to do was paint some heads white to be toilet paper. I didn't have a lot of heads so it looks like I'm almost out.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/housepage
šŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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A major component of our brains
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ABS96
šŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2017
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Someone stole my through-hole printed circuit board components and replaced them with surface mount. The police investigated..

But there are no leads.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/PdSales
šŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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My daughter identifies as a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause.

Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Kwahn
šŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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According to critics of fundamental components of German cuisine

The wurst part is the sausage.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/joeywithanr
šŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2017
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Dad gifts gaming PC to his sons in individual parts and wraps the components with some dad jokes.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Wutda7
šŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but Iā€™m not impressed.

I have had a Canon printer for years.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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A List of Puns (and other excuses for good humor)

Me: You got the goods?

Dealer: I have an alloy of iron and carbon for only $1.

Me: My, what a steel!

Guy: Hey, wanna hear my joke?

Boxer: I dunno, man. People always say I ruin their punchline.

Teacher: What are the four components of DNA?

Student: Actually, there are five: Adenine, cytosine, guanine, thymine--

Teacher: Oh? And the fifth one?

Student: I got I got I got I got...

Me (metric): Why does America use the imperial system? It's stupid.

Friend (imperial): Actually, other places use the imperial system.

Me: Which other places?

Friend: The Galactic Empire.

Guy: I hate spam.

Me: I like sushi.

Me: I like sushi.

Me: I like sushi.


Someone: Son of a gun...

Someone Else: Now you've just pistoled me off!

Okay, I know these are not the greatest puns ever, but this is my first post in this subreddit. Anyway, now here are the explanations:

Joke 1 - An alloy of carbon and iron is popularly referred to as steel, and stainless steel costs $2.41, in which the item receives a 58.51% reduction in cost, which is a mighty bargain, also known as a steal.

Joke 2 - Boxing is a sport in which your only goal is to knock your opponent out through a series of punches. The ending or twist of a joke is commonly referred to as the punchline of said joke.

Joke 3 - Check out Kendrick Lamar's DNA song.

Joke 4 - Troops and personnel of the Galactic Empire from Star Wars are commonly referred to as the Imperials.

Joke 5 - Spam musubi, or just spam, is a type of sushi. On the internet, spam is referred to as the repetition of a specific message, especially when emailing, to annoy or advertise a product/website to someone.

Joke 6 - The phrase, "Son of a gun", is a friendlier alternative to the phrase, "Son of a bitch!" Also, when you annoy someone, that means that you pissed them off, which sounds a bit like "pistoled".

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/U2BURR
šŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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A little boy walked in on his dad..

A little boy walked in on his dad working on the PC, his tools scattered about, and a few internal components laying on an ESD(electrostatic discharge) mat.

The little boy went to pick up a part, and asked his dad, " What are those pointy things on the bottom?"

"They're pins."

"Wow, there's a lot of them. How many do they have?"

"Well, there's a few different types, so it depins."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/hentaisianbloke
šŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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I was in a really bad mood earlier because my wife accused me of always trying to turn everything in to a joke. After hours of awkward silence, she finally gave in and asked, "What's the matter!?"

I replied, "It's the basic structural component of the universe..."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/madazzahatter
šŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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The hidden puns of LexisNexis

Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.

Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":

  • Bucyrus International caters to those who mine their own business.
  • It would be logical for Mr. Spock to boldly go to Vulcan International for rubber products. He might even live long and prosper -- in comfortable shoes.
  • What do manufacturer Electro-Motive Diesel (EMD) and 1970s band Grand Funk Railroad have in common? They both want you to do the locomotion!
  • Peter Piper can pick more than a peck of peppers or pickles from B&G Foods.
  • Toray Plastics America could sing "foam, foam on the range, where the polyester and polypropylene materials are made" all day.
  • Break out the Tums, because things are awfully gassy over at Air Liquide America.
  • If a tree falls in a Weyerhaeuser forest, someone is there to hear it -- and he has a chainsaw.
  • Although not a pushover, you can walk all over Wilsonart International.
  • Here's a HEICO haiku: HEICO companies/ Providing for jet engines/ In flight or on land.
  • American Italian Pasta Company (AIPC) uses its noodle in many different ways.
  • The golf industry doesn't mind when Aldila gives it the shaft.
  • Rat-a-tat-tat and a ringa-ding-ding. What's that? Answer: The sounds emanating from Pearl, one of the world's foremost makers of drums and other percussion and musical instruments.
  • Saint-Gobain Ceramics & Plastics deals powders and crystal, but there's no need to call the cops.
  • Pamida Stores Operating Company offers more small-town values than a bandwagon of Republicans on the campaign trail.
  • Like a tight end, offshore drilling contractor Transocean dreams of going deep but doesn't mind eating a little mud.
  • Rittal me this, Batman!
  • Utility Trailer Manufacturing is spreading its own brand of reefer madness.
  • Who is the Fresh Prince of Sullair?
  • If GrafTech International were a bard, it could wax poetic in an ode to the electrode.
  • When it comes to adhesives and vibration control products, LORD knows.
  • You might say that Deere & Company enjoys its customers going to seed.
  • Pfizer pfabricates pfarmaceuticals pfor quite a pfew inpfirmities.
  • Stripping is OK at Spraylat.
  • Don't think Seton is
... keep reading on reddit āž”

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A reply to him DESSERT-ED me...

I decided to make some dessert at home just because I can. To be more specific, I made a brownie cheesecake. Now, if you know cheesecake, it can take some time to make the components. The following exchange took place.

Dad: HEY LAWLZLAWLZ! Can we eat dessert yet?

Me: NO DAD. You know it takes time!



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šŸ‘¤︎ u/lawlzlawlz
šŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2014
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I just found out my daughter identifies as a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause

Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
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