According to ancient Japanese lore, your aura takes a particular colour when you die.
Cyan Aura.
An anthropologist was cataloging south american folk remedies with the assistance a local tribal elder who indicated the leaves of a particular fern were the best cure for constipation. The anthropologist had doubts.
But the elder insisted "with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."
Though I did find the color palate of this particular film rather surprising
How can you be sure you want to buy a particular style of stool?
Ask for a stool sample!
She handed me a jar and said, "This herb goes well with pork, beef, duck and chicken recipes, and fatty meats in particular."
I looked at the label and thought, "That is some sage advice."
My farts have a particular smell.
They are dis-stinked!
There was once a scientist doing research on some microscopic organisms. To his surprise he found out that a particular species was completely homosexual.
They're algae.
Here are 10 things I dislike in no particular ordee
- When my plans are abruptly cut short.
Hey Dad why do you go to that particular place to eat fish and chips?
Just for the Halibut
If your can opener can't open a particular can, it becomes a cannot opener.
My quantum physics professor was really particular about how we wrote the symbols for our wave functions.
She was a total Psi's queen.
I am very particular about my pens...
It's either go bic or go home.
My math teacher was really particular. She loved doing statistics and algebra....
But graphing is where she drew the line.
My kids just got a new puppy that is scared of every appliance in the house, and one in particular. I suggested they name him “Nature.”
Because nature abhors a vacuum
What furry creature with big ears brings network connectivity to children on a particular Sunday every April?
The Ether-Bunny!
What do you call a vegetable in a particular red white and blue pattern
Onion Jack
Citizen Kane is considered one of the greatest movies of all time largely for it's cinematography. One scene in particular is famous for it's "floor shot" for which they had to literally dig a pit in the middle of the stage to acheive the correct perspective.
It was groundbreaking.
How can you tell if Amish people live on a particular road?
It has a "no outlet" sign.
While preparing my lunch today, I used a lot of one particular ingredient, just so I could dad-joke my friend
Image of food preparation and how it went down: http://i.imgur.com/sYdDfrW.png
How would you describe what quality of plastic fork would be needed to eat a particular food without bending?
That would be its utensil strength.
