Looking for certain puns
Does anyone have some puns that include the name Jack. If so that would be brilliant
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︎ Jul 01 2018
certain puns just draw me in.
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︎ Jan 30 2017
When Michael Jackson was alive he was so certain he identified as a male....
...he went by the pronoun he/he
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︎ Apr 04 2021
I have created living numbers! In fact, one of them is psychic and told me that certain things will continue to happen for a long time.
At least for the four-seeable future.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
How do you know if certain fruits are good for you?
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︎ Mar 14 2021
My school gym has a certain area set aside for people who like to be in the thick of things...
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Is it wrong to hate a certain race??
Because my knees can take 5Kโs any more
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︎ Jan 27 2021
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Man: โAre you certain this dog youโre selling me is loyal?โ
Owner: โOf course he sure is. Iโve sold him five times, and every time he comes back.โ
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︎ Feb 11 2021
100% certain
Me: Are you sure the small package will completely cover my house for potential intruders?
Security company: Verisure!
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︎ Feb 10 2021
My best friend is allergic to certain herbs.
I'm afraid it's just a matter of thyme...
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Physician: So youโre telling me that you have an obsession with a certain file type in Microsoft Office?
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Did you know that certain rooms in your house can change your citizenship?
If you go to the bathroom, European
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Certain Olympic events should be thrown out
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︎ May 29 2020
Listening to sonic heroes makes me want to destroy a certain amount of robots
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︎ Sep 24 2020
My friend and I where discussing how certain names will never enter certain cultures. He asked if there was ever a Korean Juan? I said no, but...
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︎ Sep 06 2020
"I'm fairly certain that I stole my son's really strong beer from the bridge."
"What percent?"
"I'm about 80% sure."
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︎ Sep 01 2020
My wife was telling me about a certain artist's skin care routine
Wife : Do you know (artist's name)? Her skin care routine has 38 steps.
Me : Well, it's not that far tbh.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
One thing is almost certain about the adult entertainment industry in light of covid-19:
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︎ Mar 25 2020
There is a certain brand of printer I don't throw away
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︎ May 22 2020
(fairly certain this is original) I'm out to eat with my girl and the server tells us to scan the barcode on the table to see the menu.
After taking our order and asking if we want anything else, I point at my phone and ask if she can leave us a menu just in case.
I think I wrote my first dad joke original on something new to this changing world!
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︎ Jun 05 2020
I think there's a pterodactyl in my bathroom, but I can't be certain.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach
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︎ Feb 24 2020
If you call a restaurant on a Native American reservation and donโt feel so certain about it...
then youโre having a reservation reservation reservation.
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︎ May 02 2020
What do you call a lawyer who only works for certain monkeys?
Pro bonobo
I'll see myself out.
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︎ Jan 02 2020
I prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree
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︎ Aug 22 2018
I won't let me daughter watch the Cars movies because of a certain recurring theme.
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︎ Dec 15 2019
Did you know certain fish can read minds?
Itโs called โTilapiathyโ.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
[HELP] Need help coming up with a certain good pun info in desc.
Hi all, sorry for the unorthodox post, but i really need help coming up with a specific pun. You see, this girl called eve challenged me to think of a non-obvious pun for her name that is still good and so far the best i can think of is something to do with an apple(like out of the bible) any chance you could help out a brother in need? Any input welcome.
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︎ Jun 15 2019
To cut costs even more, certain airlines will now serve snacks only to passengers on the left side of the plane.
Their justification is the passengers sitting on the right side are already F-E-D.
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︎ Jan 24 2020
Uber planned certain business strategy, but it drives customers away
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︎ Nov 21 2019
Certain seabirds mate for life. Because one good tern deserves another.
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︎ Aug 14 2019
A new study is showing surprising advances in primate evolution: Dr. Thomas Ink, a researcher in southern Africa has found certain groups of apes 'brewing' alcohol by leaving old fruit to stand in water pools then drinking from it and becoming inebriated.
Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
I like dogs... They have a certain
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China has a policy where a certain ammount of Pandas must live in the country.
To be fair, it's the bear minimum
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︎ May 19 2019
I just have a preference for certain fabrics.
Nothing you say will dissuede me!
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︎ Jan 26 2019
I get very aggressive when I'm forced to play certain stringed instruments
Don't make me use violins.
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︎ Aug 10 2019
Does anyone else get turned on by certain punctuation?
The Hindus wrote a book on it, the Comma Sutra.
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︎ Jul 14 2019
My son called excitedly from the other room, shouting, "Look dad! A fricken' ground hornbill escaped from the zoo!" Not certain about what I heard and a little upset, I asked, "What did you say!?"
He repeated, "A fricken' ground hornbill...!"
Really upset now, I stopped him mid-sentence and asked, "Who taught you how to talk like that!?"
He pointed to the TV, "It says it right there!"
I looked at the screen and read, "Two African ground hornbills escaped from their enclosure at the Honolulu Zoo in Waikiki Sunday."
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︎ Feb 11 2019
My dogs and cats have to be home at a certain time every evening
I set a curfew for my fur crew.
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︎ Sep 01 2019
My partner makes me speak a certain phrase before I can look her in the eye.
She calls it her wife eye password.
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︎ Sep 07 2018
My parents had a weird obsession with a certain movie
Every morning they would tell me to get Up
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︎ Oct 14 2019
Every year, a local farmer cuts certain parts of his corn crop before harvest for the entertainment of many who like to get lost.
They do their best to navigate that maize.
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︎ Oct 13 2019
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