The Avengers tested positive so Iron man's been working from home
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U have been tested positive for breathtaking
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︎ Oct 16 2020
I met a transformer who only had positive thoughts.
He said his name was optimist prime
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︎ Nov 10 2020
I am positive that there is something wrong with Quasimodo's back
Or it could be just a hunch
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︎ Dec 08 2020
I've been working on not mansplaining and instead saying something positive. How has been going?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Trump tested positive for COVID-19
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Stay Positive
Son is working on math. Currently working on negative numbers, which is below his level (pun intended).
Wife says, "He is really bored. If you can think of anything to say to help that would be great.
Me to son, βHey buddy, I know you are working on negative numbers and that is boring. Try to stay positive.β
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︎ Nov 09 2020
I got my wife 4 pregnancy tests and they all came back positive
Sheβs now worried about how we are going to raise 4 kids.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
So I tested positive for covid antibodies.
My dad wanted to know about my uncle-bodies.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
Now is definitely not the right time to start surrounding yourself with positive people.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
/r/BlackFathers will now be a positive and supportive community for Black and POC fathers
https://i.imgur.com/GlXV2kE.gifv
Reddit admins have recently granted ownership of /r/BlackFathers to myself and a group of other Black/POC mods, and it is our intention to make this a positive and supportive community. This is a place where Black/POC fathers and their family, friends, and colleagues can find helpful resources, welcoming content, and a safe space to learn from each other and share our experience.
Content of all types are welcome so long as the subject/focus of the content is supportive of Black/POC fathers. We look forward to seeing you there.
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︎ Sep 18 2020
Instead of medicine, my hippie girlfriend cured her hemorrhoid using only the "power of positive suggestion."
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︎ Sep 29 2020
An English professor was telling his class that a double negative makes a positive, but there was no case in which a double positive creates a negative.
From the back of the room a Physics professor said, "Yeah, yeah."
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Feeling positive
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︎ Feb 28 2020
A nuclear power plant put up a new sign outside that read, "Post your positive reviews of us on social media!"
They were just fission for compliments.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
You're so positive
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︎ Jun 04 2020
people dying in hospitals often have such positive outlooks on what they can do.
Whenever I ask if they can do something it's always "Can sir."
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︎ Jun 05 2020
B Positive
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︎ Dec 21 2019
I just got word my ex wife was rushed to the ER and tested positive for COVID-19!
So I guess she wasnβt sick of me?
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︎ Apr 23 2020
I was hired to represent the hard outer layers of cereal grain in a positive light and by doing so help to increase awareness and sales.
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︎ May 16 2020
Iβm positive I just lost an electron...
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︎ Feb 22 2020
Let's all try to stay positive during these challenging times.
So if anyone asks, tell them you're Coronavirus positive π
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︎ Mar 23 2020
In response to all the negativity on Reddit, Here is a positive post.
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︎ Aug 18 2019
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
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︎ Mar 31 2020
My girlfriend needed a blood transfusion. Life or death ya know? But her parents and I could not remember her blood type. As she lay dying on her gurney, she kept insisting βbe positive, be positive,β
But sometimes, itβs really hard without her.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
My Muslim friend tested positive for Coronavirus...
He's now under QurΚΎΔn-tine.
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︎ Mar 24 2020
Get it positive ha
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︎ Nov 11 2019
BREAKING NEWS: The president of Brazil has tested positive for the coronavirus.
He met with Trump only 4 days ago!
The odds of this are like... one in a Brazillion...
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︎ Mar 13 2020
So you think two positives don't make a negative?
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︎ Feb 16 2020
What kind of algebra teachers are positive
The ones with absolute values
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︎ Nov 23 2019
You're fired, Jack. The test results came back, and you tested positive for Coke
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︎ May 01 2019
Donating blood can be A-positive experience
But sometimes it can B-negative.
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︎ Oct 17 2019
Why are firefighters positive people?
They always look on the bright side
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︎ Dec 22 2019
Being positive is always greater than being negative.
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︎ Oct 08 2019
Well, I always try to be positive about the situation.
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︎ Jun 03 2019
So my blood test came back positive.
Turns out Iβm full of the stuff.
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︎ Oct 22 2019
As one grows older, one has to look on the positive in situations. For example, the other day I fell down the stairs, and I thought to myself:
"That's the fastest I've moved in years!"
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︎ Sep 16 2019
I'm positive about the answer
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︎ May 25 2019
How do you always stay positive in life?
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︎ Feb 13 2019
B Positive
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︎ May 31 2019
katherine's just trying to b positive !
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︎ Oct 28 2018
What do you call a positive phone?
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︎ Jun 12 2019
2019 has been such a bad year for seeing a positive future...
Let's all hope for better vision in 2020.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him
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