I was prescribed medication but I couldn't take it. It was too hard to get the lid off. You might have heard of it...

TRYOPENIN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DimFakJimKK
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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My priest prescribed a circuit of crunches, flutter kicks, bicycles, and plank holds for the guilt I confessed about neglecting my stomach muscles during workouts.

I finally received my abs solution.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterPlumbean
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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My Doctor has just prescribed some anti gloating cream

I can’t wait to rub it in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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I have a horse that's really asthmatic and I'm scared it may not make it. The vet prescribed some

bronco-die-laters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Letthembeefcake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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My doctor recently prescribed me some anti-gravity pills for my depression.

They have been extremely up lifting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orrboy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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What was the number one drug prescribed by psychiatrists in 2020?

Enemas, people needed to just let some shit go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrono_bound20xx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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If a doctor ever prescribed me an enema...

I’d tell him to shove it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Campagnolo412
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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I’ve been prescribed anti-gloating cream... I can't wait to rub it in!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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[Original] The doctor prescribed a man a standing desk for back pain.

He told the man to stand at least 3 hours a day, which should reduce the symptoms - and to come back in a month. A month passes and the doctor is seeing the man again. He asks if the symptoms have improved. The man says, β€œNo, but I’ve only been standing for one hour a day”. The doctor says he understood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tdrusk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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I had a marriage counselling session with my wife and we were prescribed Marital Arts classes, after which our relation became more violent...

I'm starting to think the therapist didn't make a spelling mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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I visited my doctor today and have been prescribed some anti-gloating cream.

Now all I have to do is rub it in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titsonafish
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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My doctor prescribed me with anti-gloating cream today.

I can't wait to get home and rub it in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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What medication was the sad ant prescribed?

Ant-I-depressants!

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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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What is commonly prescribed for blindness?

Vitamin C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AH135i
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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What medication are ants prescribed to deal with their low moods?

Anty Depressants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsthearistocrat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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My doctor prescribed me ointment for my impulsiveness.

He said it would help with my rash decisions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TraditionSmashed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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My doctor prescribed me a nasal steroid. Now everything has a strong smell.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theholmesian
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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The doctor prescribed me a new salve, but it didn't work.

I have to say, it was quite the disapp-ointment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarmixD
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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Santa has just been prescribed Viagra.

Apparently he only comes once a year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoglaTheGrate
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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I was prescribed medication but couldn't take it. It was impossible to get that damn lid off...

You might have heard of it. It's called Tryopenin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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I was prescribed medication but I couldn't take it. It was too hard to get the lid off. You might have heard of it...

TRYOPENIN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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I’ve been prescribed anti-gloating cream.

I can’t wait to rub it in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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I've been prescribed anti gloating cream...

I can't wait to rub it in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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