The lumberjack loved his new computer. He especially enjoyed logging in.
The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
I don't like jokes about math, especially trigonometry
It always makes me cosec tired
Playboy are coming out with a new magazine, especially for married men.
Every month it's exactly the same woman.
Over quarantine I’ve really gotten into gardening. I am especially enamored with growing chard varieties. So much so I’ve written a book of poems about their taproots.
I hope to one day be recognized as the beet poet of our generation!
My sister said I looked like a German composer and musician of the Baroque period, especially when wearing my powdered wig... So I changed everything and it changed my life!
I haven't looked Bach since!
An ancient Egyptian queen with an especially flat chest was recently discovered.
Every Sunday I read the Times and complain to my kids about that orange haired narcissist dominating the paper by insulting and mocking everyone, especially those closest to him.
That Garfield needs to learn how to think about more than just himself and his next plate of lasagna.
Do you feel like a thing that is borrowed, especially a sum of money that is expected to be paid back with interest?
Being a wheelchair user must be wheelie hard to move on especially when someone walks out on you
I tried introducing young people to 80s music especially hall and oats
I didn’t know i was that out of touch
Found this on my skip. The underlining makes it especially punny.
There's a new, fast weed delivery service, made especially for cooks...
My wife can’t get enough smoked meats, especially smoked birds. Not me, though
Especially if it's a good book that makes you lose track of the time
What foods are especially good for young people?
H. P. Lovecraft had many fears, especially wealthy old people.
Mexican Coke is my favourite variety, especially because its from a specific area...
...guess that makes it a coke-lloquialism.
I'm a mom, but I love dadjokes. Especially when they involve boobs.
My friend opened the fridge and a bag of pumped breastmilk fell out.
"Oh, sorry!" I said. "The fridge is boobie-trapped!"
As a reporter, I've done quite a few odd assignments. One especially memorable assignment was to report on the barefoot ginger convention.
Over 2,000 gingers showed up and there wasn't a sole to be seen.
I am going to start Web site that is dedicated to revealing secret recipes that contain vegetables that are in the same family as onion and garlic and are especially good with potatoes.
It will be called wikileeks.com
When I was little, we went to an outdoor lecture featuring the original cast of Star Trek. I was especially excited to see Bones. Unfortunately, we were seated toward the side of the amphitheater, where huge oaks had been planted to frame the stage.
As a result, I couldn't see DeForest through the trees
I hate going to the doctor, especially when they put that wooden stick in my mouth...
My husband’s adding to his stash of dad jokes for our future children—here’s an especially eye-rolling example when we were walking back from class today.
I noticed a couple of really cute ground squirrels that have started a little community next to the soccer field at our college campus, and pointed them out. This was his reply.
DH: Oh man, they’re adorable! Can you buy one of those at a pet store? I wonder how much they’d gopher....
My son was especially upset after climbing out of a bush and being covered in prickles...
...his aunt walks in and says "what's wrong with him", I said "He's got a burr up his ass". (true story)
My dad's go to joke, especially around this time of year
Every time my dad sees a police car or officer, he immediately starts singing "Police Navidad!" and sings the trumpet part to that song.
For some reason it never gets old.
Wife knows I hate shopping, especially at Christmas. Dropped this gem on the way from the 3rd floor down to the 1st.
What's wrong, you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine. It's just this damned escalator. It's really letting me down.
Got the whole eye-roll along with the sigh & groan.
An exchange between me and my dad during an especially cold winter a few years ago.
>DAD: You know why they're saying this winter is so cold?
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>ME: Why?
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>DAD: 'Cause I'm so coool.
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>ME: Yeah, that's why they're blaming me for global warming -- 'cause I'm so hot.
To this day I try to break out "I'm so cool" or "I'm so hot" when someone complains about the temperature being at either extreme.
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