... encore faut-il que ce soit la sienne !
Dan de lion
Cody (6 years old): Dad, what is a "Dan day"?
Me: What do you mean "Dan day"?
Cody: Like "I've been waiting all Dan day!"
Me: 😟
"I swear, this is the most convenient object I own. It appears my schedule would indeed allow for a light Netflix binge," he said, time-waistingly.
Well, there's Charles Dan, Jan Dan, and the whole Dan family!
Uncle just got me with this one. My grandpa says that they're a real family and they live where my grandparents used to live. I had a good laugh. Figured y'all would like this one!
My name is Dan and I sit next to another Dan at work.
Coworker, looking at us: "We could call you the double-d's." Me: "Yeah, a couple of boobs!"
Everyone there is saying “Pardon me” all the time now.
It was a near Mrs.
He shouts, “A beer please! And one for the road!”
But I realized it's because their work is Neva Dan
It's Dan Bull
:(
I think his first name is Dan.
They say he’s Head & Shoulders above the competition...
He went from dapper Dan to diaper Dan.
It's called OnlyDans.
It's a purse anole day for her.
Credit: Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 02, 2020
My buddy Dan hated this picture.
I told him he had it wrong, because....
https://preview.redd.it/a8938op039o31.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1efb0347ef57317f3ca2ca41199518c677207bb
.... "Every Girl Crazy 'bout a Shark Dress, Man !"
(spins guitar on belt buckle)
it will be time for Hugh & Barbara, rather than Dan.
(I know its Muir/Robach and Stahl/Dickerson but I grew up with Mr. Downs and Ms. Walters. Anyone else?)
post time: 2300 GMT -5 12-31-2019
He then said, “what about a computer bob or a computer Phil? How about a computer dan?”
Our neighbor pulled out of his driveway in a Honda. I said "Looks like he left on his own Accord." My wife then walked out of the room
- Dan Regan
@Social_Mime
She's Aunty Dan Druff
Dan
Meirl: Will, Jaden and willow
Count Chocular
(credit: UK writer Dan Whitehead)
No se dan
Background: Where I live, we have these little plastic cards instead of tickets to get on trains. You load it up with money electronically and then "touch on" at the train station and "touch off" when you get off at your destination. The other day I touched on at the station. Shortly after arriving, the meeting I had been going to got postponed. So I touched off. I wanted to make sure that I hadn't been charged for sitting in the station for five minutes so I went up to the ticketing booth.
Me: Is there anyway for me to check the balance of this online or something?
Conductor: Oh, no need. I can do that for you!
He takes the card, places it on the end of his finger, and holds it up to his eyes.
Conductor: Yep, perfectly balanced!
I think he was surprised by how funny I found this.
Dan, sing Queen!
Dad: where are you from?
American: Wisconsin
Dad: you ever been to Australia?
American: yes
Dad: have you seen the dangerous? ( dan-ga-rouse-)
American: ???
Dad: you keep seeing signs saying dangerous.
Thought this was the perfect subreddit to post it. Also dads reading this. Please stop the: I'll do it next year joke."
Dan do you ever sing in the shower? -no why?
oh are you not a fan of dirty dancing?
Him> how many come in an order? Waitress> Four Him> Four what? Waitress> Four skins
“No. I prefer Dan, rather.”
"The last thing I saw was Dan Singh on the ceiling", said a spokesman this evening.
Yesterday at work one of my colleagues brought in a big box of mini eggs for us.
The guy at the desk next to me opened a pack and started sorting them by colour.
'Dan', I said. 'You can't do that!'
'Why not?' he replied.
'It's eggregation!'
Cue groans from the office.
The DAN-GERzone.
"Would you rather be Dan, or Dan Rather?"
I... I don't even know.
