Dit Puns

A list of puns related to "Dit"

How dit the butcher introduce his wife?

Meat Patty

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👤︎ u/Koevoet91
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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What dit the baby computer say to its fater?

Data

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👤︎ u/Koevoet91
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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The real Pun-dit.
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👤︎ u/Tiki_taka_toko
📅︎ Mar 31 2018
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I think my sink is a little clogged
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👤︎ u/PeacesOfTheWorld
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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Germans have a word for everything..

It is "alles".

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👤︎ u/-jFk-
📅︎ Aug 12 2019
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What coulourblind people see
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👤︎ u/mxxnu
📅︎ Jan 31 2020
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What do you call someone who frequents this sub?

A pun'dit.

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👤︎ u/Naz0
📅︎ May 17 2016
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Made a french dadjoke with my girlfriend.

French here, so the joke is in french, maybe some will still like it.

Ma copine me dit un soir: "oh merde, ça m'endors !"

J'ai directement répondu: "sinon tu peux faire un truc qui te Liechtenstein, ou qui te Monaco.."

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👤︎ u/AntoineMichelashvili
📅︎ Feb 23 2015
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