They ask me if it's pronounced "NEE-a-list" or "NIGH-a-list."
I tell them it doesn't really matter.
Documentary; The African elephant has a penis so large it can use it as a 5th leg
Me; Left knee, right knee, wee nee
To the disabled man who stole my camo jacket:
You can hide, but you can't run.
When you are born you have 4 kidneys
However when you become older you have 2 kidneys and 2 adult nees
My girlfriend said she'd only marry me if I overcame my ambulance obsession.
I can't wait to get down on one knee nor knee nor knee nor!
What did the Japanese car company say to his brother
Nee San
My 3yo daughter is ready to be a dad...
My daughter was happily singing "We Wish you a Merry Christmas" in the bath, for 'tis the season. My wife returned home and from downstairs called "I can hear some beautiful singing from somewhere!"
Me: "Yes, I think we have a siren in the bath!"
Daughter, without skipping a beat: "Nee naa, nee naa, nee naa!"
