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👤︎ u/Lil_Pask
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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They ask me if it's pronounced "NEE-a-list" or "NIGH-a-list."

I tell them it doesn't really matter.

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👤︎ u/fgben
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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The ultimate komedy
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📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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I know the person who invented the smokestack.

Their name's Jim Nee.

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📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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To the disabled man who stole my camo jacket:

You can hide, but you can't run.

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📅︎ May 29 2019
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When you are born you have 4 kidneys

However when you become older you have 2 kidneys and 2 adult nees

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👤︎ u/EarthPhl
📅︎ Jan 05 2020
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My girlfriend said she'd only marry me if I overcame my ambulance obsession.

I can't wait to get down on one knee nor knee nor knee nor!

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Aug 17 2018
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What did the Japanese car company say to his brother

Nee San

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📅︎ Aug 22 2016
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My 3yo daughter is ready to be a dad...

My daughter was happily singing "We Wish you a Merry Christmas" in the bath, for 'tis the season. My wife returned home and from downstairs called "I can hear some beautiful singing from somewhere!"

Me: "Yes, I think we have a siren in the bath!"

Daughter, without skipping a beat: "Nee naa, nee naa, nee naa!"

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👤︎ u/chibolamoo
📅︎ Dec 10 2014
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