It was the booty calls.
Crimea river.
There are thousands of snowflakes gathering in DC, crying because they lost the election and they can't con their way to victory.
Hoo?
(From my daughter. Made me laugh)
moo-hoo
Cop: Giggling βDo you know HOO dunnit?β Owl: βSir, eight people were murderedβ Cop: O_O
It is a PUNDEMIC situation.
Son: Hoo?
Dad: The owl!
Everyone knows the interrupting cow knock knock joke but we like making up KKJs for other cows. Here are some of ours; please add more so I can continue to surprise and delight the young people near and dear to me. TIA!
(Obviously each joke goes "Knock knock" etc. I'll just write the "cow" part and the punchline)
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French cow: le moo
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Backwards cow: oom
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Upside down cow: woo
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Sad cow: moo hoo hoo
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Ghost cow: moo-oo-oo-oooo
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Police cow: moo ee oo ee oo ee oo
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Cow on a motorbike: (make zooming moo)
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Cow in disguise: Baa
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Horse in disguise: Moo
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Invisible cow: (quickly cover child's eyes) Moo
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Inaudible cow:
When people finally started making barns
Me: "I know a guy that talks like an owl"
Son: "Who?" pause.... then....facepalm!
Turns out he was a neck romancer.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
No, owl go hoo. Car go beep beep.
The outside.
Son : No, what happened ?
Dad : It is ok he woke up.
Edit: Thank you the upvotes guys.TIL that the only requirement for a dad joke is that it elicits not a laugh from its audience but the annoyed response:"Daaaaaaaad". Hope you enjoyed.
It was the best dam program I've ever seen! Even better than the one on beavers...
WOO HOO!
Lay hee hoo
Hoo-dini
Yoo-hoo hoo in a bottle of rum!
Hooβs on first.
"Wow," he said, "You must have been flying."
Son: who's there?
Dad: I'm you
Son: I'm youwho?
Dad: Hi, yoo-hoo. I'm dad.
My response: So are they boo-hoo-bies?
"Hoo are you?"
Agar kisine Favde ka galat istemaal kiya to UNEARTH hoo jayegaπ
They're going to be Dr hoo-ha.
What is a Vampire favorite fruit?
- Neckterines
What kind of dogs do Vampires like best?
- Blood hounds
How does a ghost cry?
- Boo Hoo
What does a skeleton always say before he eats?
- Bone Appetite
What kind of key should you always take to a haunted house?
- Skeleton Key
Why do Vampires need mouthwash?
- Because they have bat breath
What kinds of street do Zombies like?
- Dead ends.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
- Frost Bite
What did the black cat call the mouse on roller skates?
- Meals on wheels
What does a vampire never at a restaurant?
- A stake sandwich
What is it like to be kissed by a vampire?
- It's a pain in the neck.
Why did the witch stand in front of the podium?
- To give a Screech
What does a ghosts have for dessert?
- I-Scream
What is a skeletons favorite instrument?
- A trombone
What kind of dog does a mad scientist have?
- A Lab
Be honest, how many did you get? What is your dad score?
EDIT: can't get spoiler tags to work...
I was just stating a fact when my friend responds, "Says hoo?"
:/
"How can I have 'S'MORE' if I haven't had any yet?" then he breaks into this fake laugh that sounds like a higher pitched Santa "ho hoo hoo ho" and we are all stuck shaking our heads and (depending on alcohol levels) laughing our butts off.
And my dad looks at it and goes, "It's a small bouquet in every sense of the word! Triple pun, hoo baby!"
Hoo-dini
I'm sorry
It's Lay Hee Hoo
