Wife took a picture of Doctor Hoo
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kingferret53
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ma-ia hee, ma-ia hoo, ma-ia haa,
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/katsikri
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The YouTube Owl-gorithm decides hoo to watch πŸ¦‰
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/toebin_
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Pirates of yore would get a treasure chest off a looted vessel and often hear voices coming from the chest saying "yoo hoo!"

It was the booty calls.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
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GET IT CAUSE OWLS SAY HOO AND WHO SOUNDS LIKE WHO αΆ¦ ᡏⁿᡒʷ αΆ¦α΅—Λ’ α΅α΅ƒα΅ˆα΅‰ Κ·αΆ¦α΅—Κ° α΅α΅‰α΅α΅ƒα΅—αΆ¦αΆœ ˒ʰᡘ˒ʰ
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blueonredditpatrol
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Hoo hoo hoo honey
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/drryanfeelgood
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HOO won this pun battle
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nay2003
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Your bullying neighbor next door decided that the part of your yard with his favorite tree in it is his yard now? Oh, boo hoo...

Crimea river.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PKsDancingGirl
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There is a HUGE snowstorm today in Washington, DC

There are thousands of snowflakes gathering in DC, crying because they lost the election and they can't con their way to victory.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/40ozT0Freedom
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I love owls

They’re a hoot

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Maaaaatt214
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Someone told me you sell owls.

Hoo?

(From my daughter. Made me laugh)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HBDMT
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What did one sad cow say to the other sad cow?

moo-hoo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vaikaza_6
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Owl to cop: β€œI’d like to report an incident..”

Cop: Giggling β€œDo you know HOO dunnit?” Owl: β€œSir, eight people were murdered” Cop: O_O

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FlintTheDad
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Making puns in these times is very hard.

It is a PUNDEMIC situation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/amankhaan
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Dad: What does the owl say?

Son: Hoo?

Dad: The owl!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrysmitherman
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DadHelp wanted: more variants for "interrupting cow" knock-knock joke to amuse kids

Everyone knows the interrupting cow knock knock joke but we like making up KKJs for other cows. Here are some of ours; please add more so I can continue to surprise and delight the young people near and dear to me. TIA!

(Obviously each joke goes "Knock knock" etc. I'll just write the "cow" part and the punchline)

  • French cow: le moo

  • Backwards cow: oom

  • Upside down cow: woo

  • Sad cow: moo hoo hoo

  • Ghost cow: moo-oo-oo-oooo

  • Police cow: moo ee oo ee oo ee oo

  • Cow on a motorbike: (make zooming moo)

  • Cow in disguise: Baa

  • Horse in disguise: Moo

  • Invisible cow: (quickly cover child's eyes) Moo

  • Inaudible cow:

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/A2S2020
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I hope this joke doesn't fall flat
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SleepyWordsmith
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Imagine how happy Barn Owls were...

When people finally started making barns

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
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Got my son with this one...

Me: "I know a guy that talks like an owl"

Son: "Who?" pause.... then....facepalm!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Murphy223
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My brother got fired from the mortuary for kissing the dead on the throat.

Turns out he was a neck romancer.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zonecontroljokes
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Knock knock...

Who's there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

No, owl go hoo. Car go beep beep.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/visb13
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Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
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Dad : Did you hear about the kidnapping at school ?

Son : No, what happened ?

Dad : It is ok he woke up.

Edit: Thank you the upvotes guys.TIL that the only requirement for a dad joke is that it elicits not a laugh from its audience but the annoyed response:"Daaaaaaaad". Hope you enjoyed.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/deadfamousdinesh
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I watched a program on Herbert Hoover...

It was the best dam program I've ever seen! Even better than the one on beavers...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
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Knot knot

Shoes there.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ramichaud
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My wife threatened to leave me over my obsession with Blur

WOO HOO!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Clbull
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20 2019
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What is Yoda’s last name?

Lay hee hoo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/herb_o_geno
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What do you call a magical owl?

Hoo-dini

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LilCuntBoyXD
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What did the pirate say after spilling his chocolate drink in a container of Bacardi?

Yoo-hoo hoo in a bottle of rum!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
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How does a blind man know when an owl gets a base hit?

Hoo’s on first.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08 2019
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What's Yoda's last name?

LayHeeHoo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MTN_Dew1
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I called my dad to tell him that I'd run over a bird with my car.

"Wow," he said, "You must have been flying."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jenni1983
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Dad: knock knock

Son: who's there?

Dad: I'm you

Son: I'm youwho?

Dad: Hi, yoo-hoo. I'm dad.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/politemotherfucker
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My wife said in a text message: My boobs hurt so bad today :'( (crying face)

My response: So are they boo-hoo-bies?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_kingkode
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What does an owl say when it greets someone new?

"Hoo are you?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/windowpanez
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Indian Puns

Agar kisine Favde ka galat istemaal kiya to UNEARTH hoo jayegaπŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thathathiguy
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Now that Dr Who is a woman....

They're going to be Dr hoo-ha.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The-Box_King
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Cheat sheet for Dads on Halloween

What is a Vampire favorite fruit?

  • Neckterines

What kind of dogs do Vampires like best?

  • Blood hounds

How does a ghost cry?

  • Boo Hoo

What does a skeleton always say before he eats?

  • Bone Appetite

What kind of key should you always take to a haunted house?

  • Skeleton Key

Why do Vampires need mouthwash?

  • Because they have bat breath

What kinds of street do Zombies like?

  • Dead ends.

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

  • Frost Bite

What did the black cat call the mouse on roller skates?

  • Meals on wheels

What does a vampire never at a restaurant?

  • A stake sandwich

What is it like to be kissed by a vampire?

  • It's a pain in the neck.

Why did the witch stand in front of the podium?

  • To give a Screech

What does a ghosts have for dessert?

  • I-Scream

What is a skeletons favorite instrument?

  • A trombone

What kind of dog does a mad scientist have?

  • A Lab

Be honest, how many did you get? What is your dad score?

EDIT: can't get spoiler tags to work...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gnolaum
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Owls can't build sculptures...

I was just stating a fact when my friend responds, "Says hoo?"

:/

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlphaGoldFrog
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Every time we ask my uncle if he wants a S'more...

"How can I have 'S'MORE' if I haven't had any yet?" then he breaks into this fake laugh that sounds like a higher pitched Santa "ho hoo hoo ho" and we are all stuck shaking our heads and (depending on alcohol levels) laughing our butts off.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stoshumala17
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So I have a snifter glass of clipped basil leaves on my desk as a piece of decoration...

And my dad looks at it and goes, "It's a small bouquet in every sense of the word! Triple pun, hoo baby!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/trepwn
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What do you call a magical owl?

Hoo-dini

I'm sorry

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Drunk_Obama
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Do you know what Yoda's last name is?

It's Lay Hee Hoo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/54H60-77
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What do you call a magic owl?

HOO-DINI

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