Kim Kong.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Kim Jong Fun
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︎ Feb 07 2021
How did Kim and Kanye inform their kid that they were divorcing?
Sorry North, things went South.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I just found out how Kim Jong Un's father died.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
What kind of horse does Kim Kardashian ride?
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︎ Nov 13 2020
I've got this friend in Japan. Her name's Kim.
So Kim runs an undergarment and such clothing store, and I recently ordered myself some pyjamas. I fortunately she got the orders mixed up and sent me some type of dressing gown instead. All I could say was Kim,oh-no!
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︎ Aug 31 2020
What did Kim Jong Un say on his death bed?
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︎ Apr 22 2020
I just heard that Kim Jong-Un is sick
Guess that makes him Kim Jong-Ill now.
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︎ Apr 21 2020
R.I.P Kim Jong Un ... ... ... ... ... ... ... /s
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Kim has a daughter name North, and North has a leader name Kim.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
I once took a job working for Kim Jong Un
Seemed like a good Korea move.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Due to social distancing, everyone is asking Kim Jung Un how far six feet is Exactly!
Because he is the supreme ruler.
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Kim Jong-Un told me a joke:
π︎ 6
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︎ Aug 25 2020
It's as transparent as Kim Jong Il's casket
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︎ Jun 12 2020
My friend ask me how Kim Jong Unβs dad died
Because he was Kim Jong ILL
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Why did the Doctor desert to Kim Jong-Unβs regime?
He wanted a change of Korea
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︎ Jul 08 2020
The current whereabouts of NK dictator still an Kim Jong-Unsolved mystery
When asked to comment, officials stated that the investigation was still Kim Yo-Jongoing.
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︎ Apr 27 2020
Why does Kim Jong-Un like books?
Because he is the supreme reader
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︎ Mar 27 2020
If Kim Jong Un were to die, what would be his succeeder's name?
π︎ 12
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Why donβt we know whatβs going on with Kim Jong-un?
Heβs Kim Jong-unavailable
π︎ 24
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Why does Kim Jong Un have so many books?
Because he's the Supreme Reader
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︎ May 01 2020
Kim Jong Un isnβt alive...
Theyβre using Kim Jong Deux
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︎ May 06 2020
Kim Jong-un's doctors...
Probably fancy a Korea change
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Kim Jong Un not dead
He just spend last few weeks in library...because he Supreme Reader.
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︎ May 07 2020
Why did the dinosaur whip Kim Kardashian
Because it wanted to make her bigassasaurass
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︎ May 16 2020
All dad jokes on Kim Jong Un would
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︎ Apr 25 2020
What do you call Kim Jong Un in a vegetative state?
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Kim Jong-ill
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︎ Dec 26 2019
If Kim Jong Un married a Puerto Rican girl, his heirs would be called
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Kim Kardashiant!
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︎ May 09 2019
What saved Kim Kardashian from drowning?
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︎ Jan 19 2020
I heard Kim Jong Un's father died.
I didn't even know he was il
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︎ May 01 2017
Kim Kardashian says that bees frighten her.
I bet the rest of the alphabet does too.
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︎ Aug 22 2018
Why doesn't Kim Jong Un have a girlfriend?
Because he's too focused on his Korea.
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︎ Jan 05 2019
I have a feeling that Kim Jong Un will soon be...
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︎ Apr 22 2020
If Kim Jung Un did die
We can replace him with Kim Jung Dos
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︎ Apr 30 2020
Is Kim Jong ill?
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︎ Apr 24 2020
How did Kim Jong un's father die?
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︎ Apr 25 2020
When Kim Jong Un dies,
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Why is Kim Jong-un's library so big ?
Because he is supreme reader
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︎ Aug 30 2016
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