Kim Puns

A list of puns related to "Kim"

Kim Kong.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Kim Jong Fun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/windsa1984
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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How did Kim Kardashian inform her kid about her upcoming divorce with Kanye?

North, things between West and me has recently gone South.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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I just found out how Kim Jong Un's father died.

Kim Jong Ill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chanzy94
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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What did Kim Jong Un say on his death bed?

My Korea is over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fredvanvleetsr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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What kind of horse does Kim Kardashian ride?

Kaneiiiiigh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnooAvocados7098
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I've got this friend in Japan. Her name's Kim.

So Kim runs an undergarment and such clothing store, and I recently ordered myself some pyjamas. I fortunately she got the orders mixed up and sent me some type of dressing gown instead. All I could say was Kim,oh-no!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnekLord666
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I just heard that Kim Jong-Un is sick

Guess that makes him Kim Jong-Ill now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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R.I.P Kim Jong Un ... ... ... ... ... ... ... /s
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jagsfreak
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Kim has a daughter name North, and North has a leader name Kim.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tea_kayee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Due to social distancing, everyone is asking Kim Jung Un how far six feet is Exactly!

Because he is the supreme ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnyprophet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I once took a job working for Kim Jong Un

Seemed like a good Korea move.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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It's as transparent as Kim Jong Il's casket
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElsonDaSushiChef
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Kim Jong-Un told me a joke:

I just had to laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HandlessDerpFace
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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My friend ask me how Kim Jong Un’s dad died

Because he was Kim Jong ILL

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NitroBlueGem
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Why does Kim Jong-Un like books?

Because he is the supreme reader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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The current whereabouts of NK dictator still an Kim Jong-Unsolved mystery

When asked to comment, officials stated that the investigation was still Kim Yo-Jongoing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unhertz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Why did the Doctor desert to Kim Jong-Un’s regime?

He wanted a change of Korea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mushroomsforlife
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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If Kim Jong Un were to die, what would be his succeeder's name?

Kim Jong Deux

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jub18
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Why don’t we know what’s going on with Kim Jong-un?

He’s Kim Jong-unavailable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speedoc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Why does Kim Jong Un have so many books?

Because he's the Supreme Reader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/th3doorMATT
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Kim Jong Un isn’t alive...

They’re using Kim Jong Deux

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stolensupra
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Kim Jong-ill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yesmodeset
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Kim Jong-un's doctors...

Probably fancy a Korea change

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wigglesface
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Kim Jong Un not dead

He just spend last few weeks in library...because he Supreme Reader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hallsguide
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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All dad jokes on Kim Jong Un would

be pronounced dead jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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What do you call Kim Jong Un in a vegetative state?

Kimchi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryden22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Kim Kardashiant!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flaming-noodles
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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If Kim Jong Un married a Puerto Rican girl, his heirs would be called

Kim Jong Un, Dos, Tres..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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I heard Kim Jong Un's father died.

I didn't even know he was il

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StewPaddasso
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2017
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What saved Kim Kardashian from drowning?

A Life West

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πŸ‘€︎ u/00MX5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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Kim Kardashian says that bees frighten her.

I bet the rest of the alphabet does too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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How did Kim and Kanye inform their kid that they were divorcing?

Sorry North, things went South.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I have a feeling that Kim Jong Un will soon be...

Kim Jong Dun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Que00
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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If Kim Jung Un did die

We can replace him with Kim Jung Dos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Reeddit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Is Kim Jong ill?

Or is Kim Jong urn?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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How did Kim Jong un's father die?

He was Kim Jong il.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SINfraRed
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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When Kim Jong Un dies,

He becomes Kim Jong Urn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Why is Kim Jong-un's library so big ?

Because he is supreme reader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/genericusername1216
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2016
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