What's similar between hang, hinge and hong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnotherKakkar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Why do the Hong Kong police wake up early?

To beat the crowd.

Edit: All credit goes to u/AleoMoorea, who posted it here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMasonX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died there, what would they put on his coffin?

A lid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anthill9876
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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The hardest thing since we got the bunk bed (that was made in Hong Kong) is getting our kids used to it.

Both of them have been resisting a rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Scam alert: Those Free Hong Kong shirts are being sold on Amazon for 15 bucks!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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I remember asking my dad while we were in Hong Kong where Mong Kok was, and his response?...

"In Mong Pants."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdibleBucket
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2013
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People have a lot of time to get creative in the quarantine
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The most expensive diamond in 2017 sold for $71.2 million USD

to Hong Kong-based jewelry retailer Chu Tai Fook. Over the last few months as the protests in Hong Kong have become heated Mr. Chu has been on the side of the government which has caught the eye of the international gem dealers, causing him to become a bit of a pariah.

The diamond went up for sale his and the Chinese government wanted to ensure that world's most expensive gem got a fair price. Mr. Chu approached Southerby's who was hesitant to get involved in what could be deemed a political gem sale. Despite his protests none of the world's leading auction houses the answer was always the same, they would not do the auction. This is when president Xi Jiping got involved to ensure that some good news could come out of China.

Last week it was reported that Rick Harrison, from Pawn Stars, had approached Xi Jinping saying that he would hold the diamond but couldn't promise more than $500 USD from the sale of the pendant. This infuriated the Chinese president threatened to take down the reality TV star, but Harrison was adamant telling Mr. Pooh, "If Chu wished to pawn the star, makes no difference who you are"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poortio
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Got the wife this morning

On our way to breakfast, we passed a restaurant called Fogata's... Wife: I haven't heard anything good or bad about this place. Me: Oh I have. But I fogata bout it.

Bonus: First post!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D-Dad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2014
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Came up with this beauty on a business trip to the far East.

Q: How do Hong Kongers cozy up? A: They dim some.

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