A list of puns related to "Gecko"
Lizard wizard
His name is Detail. Cuz I de-tailed him by accident.
Re-tail stores!
Me: "The gecko felt so weird, it was sticking but didn't feel sticky"
Dad: "Did it try to sell you life insurance?"
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Strap in and get ready to launch.
This was created by a professional dev team of HOGL And BUFFTOWN (Developers of HOGL and Shield) They are dedicating their spare time to launch this as a meme project that will explode. Get in. Weβre going to run this long term for listings on both CMC and Gecko.
Cybertruck Prototype has an ambitious core team of experienced Crypto veterans, all working day and night ( I mean this, we actually forced one to stay up well past his bed time while in the voice channel. ) to make sure we get to the moon fast, and safe.
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βοΈ Market Cap as of typing this 2.3MMβοΈ
INCOMING CATALYSTS:
CMC LISTING: Coming soon.
COINGECKO LISTING: Coming Soon
SNL TONIGHT and the CyberTruckPrototype itself being the star of the show in NYC.
This is NOT a P&D. Liquidity is LOCKED, and ownership RENOUNCED.
CONTRACT RENOUNCED:
bscscan /address/0xf340e33aef552c836b4538ba09bbfccd5f42fa17#readContract
βοΈ Contract:
bscscan /token/0xf340E33aef552C836b4538BA09bBfCcd5f42fa17
βοΈ CHART:
poocoin /tokens/0xf340e33aef552c836b4538ba09bbfccd5f42fa17
βοΈ Website
Cybertruck . financial
βοΈ Telegram
t me /CyberTruckPrototypeOfficial
βοΈ Twitter
twitter /officialcybert
βοΈ Reddit
r /CyberTruckPrototype
Now itβs a Monitor.
An INVESTigator!
He was toad.
My dad has trained me in the art of bad puns, and I have put that training to good use. I have four jokes in one post that are guaranteed to knock your socks off! (And maybe kill off a few brain cells)
Onto the jokes!
Lizards are never unprepared, theyβve been ready from the gecko!
How do aliens call each other? SpaceTime!
Student: Can I have a can of mutton? Teacher: I donβt know, can ewe?
What do musicians do when they get angry? Nothing, they keep their composer!
A little backstory: my girlfriend has had a small lizard living in her house recently. She's likened him to the mascot of a specific insurance company. Today, she found him looking rather ill and decided to release him outside.
Cue to me leaving her house tonight. As I walked out the door:
Me - "goodnight!"
Her - "Wait!"
Me - "Geez. You scared me. I thought I was stepping on something."
Her - "No, I just forgot to give you something. Oh no! The poor lizard! That would've been terrible!"
Me - " I know!! ... ... He would've never been able to achieve his Olympic dreams as a Gecko roman wrestler."
Her - "Go. Now."
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