What do you call a gecko who knows magic?

Lizard wizard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whatknot2
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Named a gecko I let back outside.

His name is Detail. Cuz I de-tailed him by accident.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pax_flash
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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From the gecko
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πŸ‘€︎ u/random_door_knob
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2017
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β€œIt’s TIME to get a MOTHful!” Says this Gecko 🦎
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommyDaynjer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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Where do geckos go shopping?

Re-tail stores!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IanGecko
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2015
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Gecko groaner

Me: "The gecko felt so weird, it was sticking but didn't feel sticky"

Dad: "Did it try to sell you life insurance?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lynseahoss
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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I changed the computer background to a lizard.

Now it’s a Monitor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PugTastic6547
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What do you call a reptile who makes financially wise decisions?

An INVESTigator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bronzeaardvark
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Did you hear about the amphibian that was parked illegally?

He was toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OCR9
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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===Four in one! Deal of a lifetime!===

My dad has trained me in the art of bad puns, and I have put that training to good use. I have four jokes in one post that are guaranteed to knock your socks off! (And maybe kill off a few brain cells)

Onto the jokes!

Lizards are never unprepared, they’ve been ready from the gecko!

How do aliens call each other? SpaceTime!

Student: Can I have a can of mutton? Teacher: I don’t know, can ewe?

What do musicians do when they get angry? Nothing, they keep their composer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fro-Ro
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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How do lizards fight?

Gecko-roman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IceColdKofi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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I'm surprised I'm not single yet

A little backstory: my girlfriend has had a small lizard living in her house recently. She's likened him to the mascot of a specific insurance company. Today, she found him looking rather ill and decided to release him outside.

Cue to me leaving her house tonight. As I walked out the door:

Me - "goodnight!"

Her - "Wait!"

Me - "Geez. You scared me. I thought I was stepping on something."

Her - "No, I just forgot to give you something. Oh no! The poor lizard! That would've been terrible!"

Me - " I know!! ... ... He would've never been able to achieve his Olympic dreams as a Gecko roman wrestler."

Her - "Go. Now."

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