I've got this friend in Japan. Her name's Kim.

So Kim runs an undergarment and such clothing store, and I recently ordered myself some pyjamas. I fortunately she got the orders mixed up and sent me some type of dressing gown instead. All I could say was Kim,oh-no!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnekLord666
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Kim has a daughter name North, and North has a leader name Kim.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tea_kayee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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If Kim Jong Un were to die, what would be his succeeder's name?

Kim Jong Deux

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jub18
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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With a name like North West, Kim and Kanye’s kid is headed straight for the top.

And s little to the left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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What is the name of Kim Jong-un's son?

Kim Jong-deux

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesuisgroot11
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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Kim Kardashian & Kanye West named their new born Psalm West. I have only one question.

Is it a hymn or a her?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alisha40s
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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The Supreme Leader of North Korea has not died, he is alive.

His New Name is Kim Jong-Undead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajmansell
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Can you guys help me develop a list of puns with the name "impossible burger?"

So at work recently theres this vegan burger called the impossible burger. when we pack them up we have to label the number of burgers and the name of them. Typically I wouldn't mess with that stuff since it might throw off the person restocking but the containers they put it all in makes it all quite apparent which ones are which burger. Anywho I began making puns on the labels starting with "kim-possible burger" and I wanted to see what you all could come up with. (I also did the small pee-pee burger but that wasn't really a pun). Anyways plz comment what you can think of that would be a pretty cool pun for the list and I will compile it all together. Thanks and regards, Thomas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zhaoneng
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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My dad's name is Paul.

Whenever anyone says "I'm appalled!" around him, he says "No, I'm a Paul, you're a [insert name here]."

e.g. Kim: "I'm appalled!" Paul: "No, I'm a Paul. You're a Kim."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LifeIsTheFuture
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2014
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What will Kim Jong Un name his kids?

Kim Jong deux and Kim Jong trois

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engoac
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2014
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North Korea announced their new leader today.

His name is Kim Jong-dos.

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