Chee Puns

Chees-its🧀🧀🧀

I told my wife he had Chee-toes ... (She refuses to acknowledge these anymore, says it only encourages me 😂)

Me and my family are from Krasnoyarsk, Russia. But I've known English most of my life by now. My dad, however, is from Georgia, and thinks its hilarious to play on Russian words. I recently got a new Mazda Miata. Every Tim he sees it, he says "Nice car, man!" In Russian. Car=машина(Ma-shee-na) Man=мужчина(Mu-zh-chee-na) Get it? Nice musheena, musheena! He won't stop.

Talking about books.

Her: "Have you heard of the Annals of the HeeChee? Terrible books I read as a kid. Aliens who live in a black hole."

Me: "Sounds dense."

Her: "It wasn't too bad, it was--oh."

How did chee feel about that?