What snack always beats video game levels?

Chees-itsπŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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My 6m son's stinky feet smell like cheese

I told my wife he had Chee-toes ... (She refuses to acknowledge these anymore, says it only encourages me πŸ˜‚)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrankyOldGrinch
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2017
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A lame play on Russian words

Me and my family are from Krasnoyarsk, Russia. But I've known English most of my life by now. My dad, however, is from Georgia, and thinks its hilarious to play on Russian words. I recently got a new Mazda Miata. Every Tim he sees it, he says "Nice car, man!" In Russian. Car=машина(Ma-shee-na) Man=ΠΌΡƒΠΆΡ‡ΠΈΠ½Π°(Mu-zh-chee-na) Get it? Nice musheena, musheena! He won't stop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luca20
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2013
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To a coworker

Talking about books.

Her: "Have you heard of the Annals of the HeeChee? Terrible books I read as a kid. Aliens who live in a black hole."

Me: "Sounds dense."

Her: "It wasn't too bad, it was--oh."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jp_in_nj
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2015
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I had cheesecake last night

How did chee feel about that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Domsome
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2013
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