Pah Puns

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...

1. Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
2. Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3. See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
4. Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
5. Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
6. Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
7. I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8. I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
9. It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
10. I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11. This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
12. staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
13. He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
14. Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
15. Great... Fa Kin Su Pah

My family was watching one night and one of the dancer pairs was going to perform a pasodoble (pah-so-doh-blé - Spanish). But one of the dancers was injured or otherwise unable to perform, and my dad remarks, "Looks like it'll have to be a pasosinglé."

Goofy grin and chuckles.

My dad and I were in the car and we stopped at a red light. A cop car shortly stopped to the right of us. Considering I don't see cop cars this close, I mentioned it.

Me: Hey dad look, a police officer.

Dad: Pah, he's not an officer.

Me: What do you mean?

Dad: He isn't in an office and doesn't have one. How could he be an officer without an office?

He says this all the while we're chuckling and I'm wondering if he has any other dad jokes. Good times.