I don’t know what to make of it.
I don’t know what to make of it.
is a clear case of playdohphilia
I don’t know what to make of it.
I asked if she was sure it didn't taste like Aristotle.
"They have sold over a billion of cans of this stuff. You could say it has made the company A LOT of dough."
Quote from Rick Harrison of Pawn Stars. I find it hard to believe that he is not the face of Dad Jokes. There are at least 5 per episode. I can only assume in real life it is more like 20 hundred bajillion per day.
I put a bit in my mouth and she though it was super gross. I said "I love the taste of clay" and she retorts back "dad, it's not clay, it's Play Doh". I turned to my wife, who was already shaking her head and said "that's mere child's clay".
He wanted to make sour dough.
What did Homer Simpson say when he tried a slice of it?
This is sour, doh!
Source: Bread Jokes
What a were-doh...
and those who donut
To Seymour
You must be a Simpson then.
Guys named Bart, watch out.
Knead for speed
He hasn’t got a clue.
My husband has been making a lot of pizza lately. He ferments the dough and I have been naming each batch with a pun. The current batch is Yeast Lightning. I texted my dad and asked him to help me think of some new names. He texted back "Just rise to the occasion."
but China got it right off the bat.
Ninten-doh!
...but really, watashi no?
"Doh! Me Nose!"
A-doe-rable!
Alternatively: What do you call a baby Homer Simpson? A-doh-rable!
Another one: What do you call a baby door? A-door-able!
The puns work best if you use all three in swift succession :)
Me: The blind guy came today
Dad: Was he wearing glasses?
Me: Yeah, how did you know?
Dad: Did he have a cane and a seeing eye dog?
Me: doh!
My niece (3) was showing us all of her toys, one of which was toy a cupcake tin. The joking commenced. Mom: Oh wow that's really cool, you could make some neat cupcakes with this.
Me: Yeah its really awesome.
Mom: Just put some play doh (Plato) in here and you're all set.
Me: What if you put some Aristotle in there?
Mom: typical eye roll and mom groan
My family was watching one night and one of the dancer pairs was going to perform a pasodoble (pah-so-doh-blé - Spanish). But one of the dancers was injured or otherwise unable to perform, and my dad remarks, "Looks like it'll have to be a pasosinglé."
Goofy grin and chuckles.
