What is sis boom bah?

The sound a sheep makes when it explodes.

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BAH fest presentation on the adaptive benefits of dad jokes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/digoryk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Bah dum tsss
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Armyman365
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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so my drummer friend and her partner just had triplets. Girls. Their names?

Anna One, Anna Two, Anna 1-2-3.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Oman! You’re about to read some terrible stuff.

β€œI live in Spain without the β€˜s’”.

This inspired me to come up with some truly terrible country-related jokes.

It’s about to Bahrain jokes without the β€œBah”.

  1. I have a double China without the β€œa”.

  2. Some people have told me that I look a lot like a German without the β€œan”.

  3. Oman, I think that one conspiracy about Israel Israel.

  4. You all probably want to hit me with Japan without the β€œJ”.

  5. You probably can’t Kuwait to stop reading these without the β€œKu”.

  6. Nowadays, car companies are focusing on making electric cars, but I Madagascar.

  7. As you’ve probably guessed, I don’t even have one Nepal without the β€œNe”.

All of these bad jokes made me Hungary so Iran to the nearest shop to get some food. Why am I always India-r need of food?

I sincerely apologise, fellow people. These jokes probably left a painful Denmark on your souls without the β€œDen”, of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anipanreads
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Here's a joke about a man and his flock of sheep.

Stop me if you've herd it before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Findrel_Underbakk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Well, I decked the Halls today...

They kept coming over singing those damn Christmas carols. Bah humbug!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Where do sheep get their haircut?

The bah-bah shop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NOOB101007II
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a bee?

A Bah-Hum-Bug

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What does Ronald McDonald say before sex?

Bah Dah Bah Bah Bah...Im Glovin' It!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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How do Arabs grumble when the weather is bad?

Bah! Rain!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyckt206
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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We all know Albert Einstein was a great man...

... but his brother Frank was a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/washcapsfan37
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Dad: Are you and your girlfriend arguing over whether to call each other bae...

Or debaeting?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trumpeter1112
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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My Jalen Hurts Dad jokes based on the Oklahoma move. (For the sports fans)
  1. Huh Oklahoma seems like an OK move for him.
  2. Aw man I hate Oklahoma never thought he would Stoopsolow.
  3. Well I guess the news was going to come out Sooner or later.
  4. Not surprising I heard multiple reports Lincoln him to the Big 12.
  5. I bet Oklahoma fans are Riley happy today.
  6. (The obvious one) this move really Hirts Alabama’s title chances this year.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffeegrounds55
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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What do the minions eat when they cant find any food ?

filet minion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinjago
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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What sound does 8 sheep make?

Octo-bah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sam22lr_son
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fell down a cliff

Bah-dum tssssssss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicfris
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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A man called the police regarding a fly problem…

So I'm watching a show called outrageous 911 Calls, and there was a story of an old man who was cooking bacon that ended up burning. So he opens up his back door to try and air out some of the smoke. Well, the smell starts attracting flies and of course he calls the police to report it and hope that they can send someone to handle the fly issue. The emergency operator says the police cannot do anything to help him.

So I turn to my friend who is watching along side me, and I say, "Obviously the police can't help him, he needs a swat team."

Bah dum, tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deatoai
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2014
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My Maths lecturer dropped this one during class. Unsurprisingly he is a father of four.

You'll find that a lot of mathematicians tend to be drummers... because mathematicians really like symbols.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bennybyrnes
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2014
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My wife hates Christmas, but I saw this cute little Santa clutch bag, I just had to buy it for her...

But when I gave it to her she just said "Bah handbag"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/83n170
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Why was the mosquito sad on christmas?

It was a bah hum bug

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AntidoteYYMBR
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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My kid called me a Cantaloupe today

I replied "I am not a cantaloupe, Mom says I'm a honeydew... as in honeydew this, honeydew that..."

The kid actually went "Bah dum, Tsss"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryleth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2014
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I have jokes about unemployed people.

Bah, nevermind. They hardly ever work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChesterDrawls
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2015
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He got us on turkey day

I cooked this year. My cousin comes up and asked if I smoked the turkey. My dad quickly responded with "I tried but couldn't get it to stay lit." Bah dum tish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiddenShorts
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2014
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Answer: Sis, boom, bah.

Question: What is the sound of an exploding sheep?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaperPlaythings
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Siss, boom, bah.

What is the sound of an exploding sheep?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadeauxmarie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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A sheep with tourettes walks into a ....

bah bah bah bebah bah bebah bah bah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crumble07
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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