The sound a sheep makes when it explodes.
Anna One, Anna Two, Anna 1-2-3.
“I live in Spain without the ‘s’”.
This inspired me to come up with some truly terrible country-related jokes.
It’s about to Bahrain jokes without the “Bah”.
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I have a double China without the “a”.
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Some people have told me that I look a lot like a German without the “an”.
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Oman, I think that one conspiracy about Israel Israel.
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You all probably want to hit me with Japan without the “J”.
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You probably can’t Kuwait to stop reading these without the “Ku”.
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Nowadays, car companies are focusing on making electric cars, but I Madagascar.
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As you’ve probably guessed, I don’t even have one Nepal without the “Ne”.
All of these bad jokes made me Hungary so Iran to the nearest shop to get some food. Why am I always India-r need of food?
I sincerely apologise, fellow people. These jokes probably left a painful Denmark on your souls without the “Den”, of course.
Stop me if you've herd it before.
They kept coming over singing those damn Christmas carols. Bah humbug!
The bah-bah shop
A Bah-Hum-Bug
Bah Dah Bah Bah Bah...Im Glovin' It!
Bah! Rain!
... but his brother Frank was a monster.
Or debaeting?
- Huh Oklahoma seems like an OK move for him.
- Aw man I hate Oklahoma never thought he would Stoopsolow.
- Well I guess the news was going to come out Sooner or later.
- Not surprising I heard multiple reports Lincoln him to the Big 12.
- I bet Oklahoma fans are Riley happy today.
- (The obvious one) this move really Hirts Alabama’s title chances this year.
filet minion
Bah-dum tssssssss
So I'm watching a show called outrageous 911 Calls, and there was a story of an old man who was cooking bacon that ended up burning. So he opens up his back door to try and air out some of the smoke. Well, the smell starts attracting flies and of course he calls the police to report it and hope that they can send someone to handle the fly issue. The emergency operator says the police cannot do anything to help him.
So I turn to my friend who is watching along side me, and I say, "Obviously the police can't help him, he needs a swat team."
Bah dum, tss
You'll find that a lot of mathematicians tend to be drummers... because mathematicians really like symbols.
But when I gave it to her she just said "Bah handbag"
It was a bah hum bug
I replied "I am not a cantaloupe, Mom says I'm a honeydew... as in honeydew this, honeydew that..."
The kid actually went "Bah dum, Tsss"
Bah, nevermind. They hardly ever work.
I cooked this year. My cousin comes up and asked if I smoked the turkey. My dad quickly responded with "I tried but couldn't get it to stay lit." Bah dum tish
Question: What is the sound of an exploding sheep?
What is the sound of an exploding sheep?
A bah-humbug.
A bah-humbug.
A bah-humbug.
bah bah bah bebah bah bebah bah bah
A bah-humbug.
