If I had named my daughter Ree...
Then now she would be One-tooth Ree
Ra ra ree, kick em in the knee
Ra ra rass, kick em in the....other knee.
Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
To Scandinavian
I used to be a member of the secret cooking society...
But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...
I like to plant my herbs in alphabetical order
Someone asked me ‘Where do you find the time’
I said ‘Right next to the sage’
What kind of shoes does a chicken wear?
Ree bok bok bok
What is a Chicken's favourite sports company?
Ree-bok-bok-bakawk
I'm thinking of enrolling my puppy in school
I want her to get her dog-ree
What does a labrador go to university to gain?
A dog-ree.
