What do you call a mobile home for mentally insane horses?
Unstable.
Did you hear that Thanos was committed to an insane asylum? It's true.
He snapped.
How did the insane person become a squirrels friend?
He acted nutty
The Russian president is insane
He must be putin jail
What do you call an insane critic?
Judgemental
What happens when a musician went insane?
He go completely instrumental
What do you call an insane vampire?
Batshit crazy!
Why was the insane man crying in a phonebooth?
He was cents-less...
edit: *phone booth
Why does untreated iron deficiency often cause someone to go insane?
It is a serious metal illness.
Did you hear about the cashew that went insane?
Yeah, He was nuts
My friend just picked a fight with a fan of hip hop group Insane Clown Posse, who was with his friends.
They all attacked him, but he went straight for the Juggalo.
My keyboard is missing an R, and that is driving me insane!
I want anarchy!
I went swimming in a river in Paris and my friend went swimming in a river in Cairo. He said I was insane, but I told him he was in denial.
Did you hear about the insane guy at the gun range
Turns out he just got scammed at Target
Why was the train sent to the insane asylum after being convicted of first degree murder?
He had a LOCO MOTIVE
If an insane person has a government sector job...
...that would make them a Sybil Servant.
What do you call an insane bug in space?
A lunar-tick.
Hear about the midget with the 40lb balls that escaped the insane asylum?
He's half nuts!
The janitor was so obsessed with cleanliness he went insane. So they sent him to a...
Sanitarium.
See the headline about the insane inmate that escaped and attempted rape?
"Nut bolts and screws."
How are insane asylums and rookeries the same?
It's where you go if you're a-raven!
A man's son knocked a glass onto the floor and broke it, so the man was taken to an insane asylum...
...he wasn't mad, just disappointed.
An employee at the insane asylum caught a patient trying to escape...
...He busted a nut.
What do you call an insane insect on the moon?
A lunartick
My dad drove us insane with this one every winter
"Man, it's chilly out there."
"Well then I guess you'd better grab a spoon!"
Every. Fucking. Winter.
