Psychopathic Puns

Because the P is silent

They said he was a cereal killer

But in hindsight, I was just acting on Impulse.

But im comfortable with it.

Psychopaths

He takes the psychopath

Today we were eating and my son ate a carrot without using the fork so my wife promptly said: "Don't eat with your fingers..." to which he answered: "I'm eating with my mouth!"

I was soooo happy and my wife had to let it slide...

(We don't speak English so I hope the joke isn't lost in the translation)

EDIT: Thanks for all the upvotes :) This was an unexpected surprise to wake up to. Very happy that it translates in to English so well. Now some clarifications:

1. Yes... the carrots were cooked, we are not psychopaths (in regards to our eating habbits)

2. My son is 10 years old and still living at home

3. We all speak English, just not our native language and not used at the dinner table

talking with parents after a gathering

Mum: I feel bad for John, he's so antisocial.

Dad: Yeah, he's like an eternal flame!

Me: Eternal flame? What?

Dad: He never goes out!

Mum and I burst out laughing while dad grins proudly

They take the psychopaths.

This gave me a needed chuckle. Found it here: https://entertainyourtoddler.com/best-jokes-for-kids/

We could call them “psychopaths”

You use a Psychopath :)

Nobody in psychology appreciated that one.

They take the psychopath

He took the psychopath.

They like to walk on the Psychopath.

Bcos the P is silent

Psychopaths