What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear What I Hear?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TaurusGuy813
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Why doesn't a schizophrenic get scared on watching a horror movie?

He knows that he is not alone.

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I think the guy who invented vibrators was schizophrenic.

The voices told him that if he builds it, they will come.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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I've just got back from Schizophrenics Anonymous.

I can't wait to tell myself all about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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We have a schizophrenic cat.

He has 45 lives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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My missus is going round spreading rumours that I'm schizophrenic.

Well, three can play at that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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My ex is going around,telling people I'm schizophrenic

Well,three can play at that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudman1969
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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If you were schizophrenic, do you think you’d know it?

Asking for a friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFBoiler
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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I work in a nursing home. A diabetic schizophrenic I always give sugar free life savers to just said, "You haven't brought me any damn candy all day!" I replied, " I just got here, you need to be patient."

She said,"I am a damn patient!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ugadrugdawg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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Why was the schizophrenic kicked off the farm?

He was a danger to himself and udders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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Why did the schizophrenic stop eating breakfast?

He got cerealized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/britamordio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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What do you call a homeless schizophrenic horse?

Unstable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombie_riot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2014
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My friend claims he's great at insulting people in his head.

I think he's mentally diss-abled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Granddad Joke

Today at Thanksgiving dinner:

"Well I'm schizophrenic and so am I."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faceofuzz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2013
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My favorite joke off all time could be classified as a dad joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am schizophrenic and so am I.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SMYTAITY
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2014
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