My doctor asked me if anyone suffers from mental illness in my family
I said "no we all seem to enjoy it!"
Lobotomy is the solution for all mental illness.
It's a no brainer.
So i visited a neurologic clinic that, between other mental illness, treats Alzheimer patients. This was their main lobby's painting.
What do you call mental illness in alligators?
A reptile dysfunction.
A year ago, I got a subscription to a magazine for mentally ill people.
Now I have many issues.
How do you restrain a mentally ill country singer?
Use a George Strait jacket.
What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?
Do You Hear What I Hear?
What do you do with a mentally ill robot?
Give it a lorobotomy
I have kleptomania, but when when it gets bad...
I take something for it.
I stopped eating steak
because my doctor said that the stakes were too high
My doctor asked me if anyone in my family suffered from mental illness?
I said "NO, We all seem to enjoy it. "
