Insane Asylum Puns

A list of puns related to "Insane Asylum"

Did you hear that Thanos was committed to an insane asylum? It's true.

He snapped.

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👤︎ u/jfshay
📅︎ Sep 18 2020
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Why was the train sent to the insane asylum after being convicted of first degree murder?

He had a LOCO MOTIVE

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👤︎ u/DDevil37
📅︎ Oct 09 2018
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Hear about the midget with the 40lb balls that escaped the insane asylum?

He's half nuts!

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👤︎ u/adamswalters
📅︎ Jun 28 2018
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How are insane asylums and rookeries the same?

It's where you go if you're a-raven!

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👤︎ u/AnitaRide
📅︎ Apr 24 2018
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A man's son knocked a glass onto the floor and broke it, so the man was taken to an insane asylum...

...he wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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👤︎ u/Cryn0n
📅︎ May 10 2018
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An employee at the insane asylum caught a patient trying to escape...

...He busted a nut.

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👤︎ u/DreadedBread
📅︎ Mar 06 2017
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