Mental Institution Puns

A list of puns related to "Mental Institution"

I met my wife at a mental institution...

We are crazy about each other.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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I tried dating a woman in a mental institution...

Unfortunately it didn't work out because I wasn't committed. :(

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👤︎ u/sir_bastard
📅︎ Oct 24 2019
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I took a tour of a mental institution the other day

It was insane

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👤︎ u/PdawgUltimate
📅︎ Jul 13 2019
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If mental institutions started making hiking trails

We could call them “psychopaths”

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👤︎ u/iamflexx
📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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y'know if mental institutions had walking trails...

We could call them psychopaths.

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👤︎ u/KittyShipperCaveGirl
📅︎ Nov 22 2017
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If you get released from a mental institutional, and then get committed again-

is that re-psychoing?

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👤︎ u/guavacadus
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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If you are an outrageous lunatic, a mental institute is where you should get in! Oops, meant to say cret in.
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👤︎ u/losmi443214
📅︎ Jan 27 2019
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Got an eye roll from my girlfriend for this...

Me: Have you ever thought about committing a murder?

Her: Yes! glares

Me: But don't you think it would be hard to get a mental institution to accept a group of crows?

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👤︎ u/icewewe
📅︎ Jan 02 2015
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