Did y'all hear that Thanos has been committed to an insane asylum?

It's true. He snapped.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jfshay
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What is the quickest way to get to the mental asylum?

Just go around the bend.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Elleden
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When a coin goes from Russia to the USA seeking asylum it is Metal Defecting.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Elon_Muskmelon
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Why was the train sent to the insane asylum after being convicted of first degree murder?

He had a LOCO MOTIVE

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DDevil37
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What do you call hiking trails around an asylum?

Psychopaths

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/officialmrkiller
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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What snacks are served at mental asylums?

Nuts.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheEmperorChing23
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 14 2015
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Hear about the midget with the 40lb balls that escaped the insane asylum?

He's half nuts!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/adamswalters
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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My gay friend was admitted to the asylum yesterday.

I feel horrible that the only jackets they have are straight.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MrBooks72
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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How are insane asylums and rookeries the same?

It's where you go if you're a-raven!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AnitaRide
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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An employee at the insane asylum caught a patient trying to escape...

...He busted a nut.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DreadedBread
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 06 2017
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A man's son knocked a glass onto the floor and broke it, so the man was taken to an insane asylum...

...he wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Cryn0n
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 10 2018
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Where does Russia hide their asylum seekers?

in a snow den

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Shitpoe_Sterr
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 09 2016
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What do you call a Dog pound in Gotham city?

Barkham Asylum.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Uglarinn
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Shitty Band Names

Can you guys come up with toilet-based puns for musicians/band names? Like Poo Fighters, Turdy Seconds from Mars, sTool, Pee Diddy, Our Lady Piss, Fart Minor, Michael Pooplรฉ. That's all I have for now :D

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ellynmeh
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 14 2016
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What happens when frogs go mad?

They get kermitted to an asylum.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Where do mad cheesemakers go?

An Emmental asylum.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 21 2017
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My Grandad dropped this one at dinner...

An Official is inspecting a lunatic asylum to find one inmate to be released for the Asylum's anniversary, after several hours of visiting the numerous wards he enters one where he finds a man sitting on his bed carving a wooden block. He approaches the man and asks him what he was carving, the man on the bed replies that he carves wooden clothes pegs, and that each day he makes around 5. "Well that certainly is impressive" the inspector tells the man, "I think I shall recommend you to the warden for release." The inspector then notices a man hanging from the ceiling, "What is he doing up there?" he again questions the man on the bed. "Oh, he thinks he's a light bulb!" The man on the bed replies, "Well, shouldn't we get him down?" the Inspector asks, shocked, "Don't be daft!", remarks the Man on the bed, "I can't work in the dark!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SuperCraften
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 30 2013
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Did you hear that Thanos was committed to an insane asylum? It's true.

He snapped.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jfshay
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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