The convict was charged with first degree murder

I’m not sure why, but there must be a reason behind it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RosselWestbrook
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?

It got wrapped up in appeal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OracleOfWherever
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Have you heard about the illiterate convict?

He never finished his sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MediocreGinga
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Women convicts aren't released before they menstruate

This way, there's a period at the end of the sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChangeNew389
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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What do you call a dwarf convict with a debilitating skin disease?

A lepercon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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For the convict on death row waiting to hear back from the governor...

...no noose is good news.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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What do you call a dwarven convict who can talk to spirits and escape prison?

A small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hufflestuff33
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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A policeman accidentally arrested a judge who had dressed as a convict for a costume party. That cop learned never to book a judge by his cover.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/redwitch-fr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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I didn't think the police would convict me for robbery until I saw the briefcase full of the money

In that case, they had evidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Convict: I plead not guilty Judge: What is your defense

Convict: Well if u r what you eat, I'm an innocent man.

(Credit to my man Bryce)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tricky_Nick007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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A farmer’s convict son was supposed to be helping him with the chores. When he looked behind the barn, his son was asleep on the hay.

He was out on bale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Today I saw a an escaped convict dwarf climbing down a wall...

I have to tell you, it was a little condescending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesslees24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Saw an escaped convict today who had gone bald.

guess it really was a close shave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LANDWEGGETJE
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Did you hear about the tree surgeon who was found to be hiding escaped convicts up trees in his garden?

He was charged with arboring criminals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hairyfacedhooman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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A convict escapes from prison wearing paper towel shorts.

He’s now got a bounty on his head and his ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Defend2112
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Did you hear about the escaped convict with a speech impediment?

He couldn’t finish his sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frnklfrwsr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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People are injecting racehorses with steroids, but the cops are finding it difficult to convict them.

It’s like finding a needle in a haystack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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News Reporter: We've been looking for an escaped convict with one eye...

If we don't find him, we'll use two eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicy-Jimbo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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When I was helping my dad rewire part of the house he told me that he could tell that a convict had done the old electrical work.

When I asked why he showed me a bundle of wires and said, "It's all confused."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JediOfTheShire
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2018
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What do convicts and a hip hop artist's bed have in common?

They both have rap sheets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbritt11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2017
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