What do you call an otolaryngologist that is found guilty of malpractice?

Ear-responsible

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Iโ€™m guilty as charged!
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Did you hear about the banana that was found guilty?

He is currently appealing his case.

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Why did the snake plead guilty?

He didn't have a leg to stand on.

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Which President was the least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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Mary Queen of Scots. My favorite one, but She was found guilty of high treason and the Head of the Monarchy was then..

[removed]

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Found guilty on all charges, the train couldn't rationalize his off-the-wall behavior.

It was a loco motive.

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Judge: I hereby find you guilty for all crimes you have been charged with. For sentencing I order you to spend life behind bars without possibility of parole

Criminal: That's a long sentence, I demand a shorter one.

Judge: U did it. Go 2 jail forever.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/johnblu5
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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The Pilgrim's Pride CEO plead "not guilty" today in a poultry price-fixing case

What a chicken.

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A man was found guilty as charged in a lawsuit filed by Netflix...

It was after a 30-day trial.

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Why does the second Sunday in May always make Shaft feel guilty?

He is a bad mother.

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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ioannis_03
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Why is Abe Lincoln the least guilty out of all the presidents of the USA?

Because he is In a cent

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[OC]What type of fart is the most guilty?

The one that ends up running.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Guilty!
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The painting was found guilty . . .

and hung the next day.

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Convict: I plead not guilty Judge: What is your defense

Convict: Well if u r what you eat, I'm an innocent man.

(Credit to my man Bryce)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Tricky_Nick007
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a mate's just been found guilty of using too many commas...

...the judge warned him to expect a long sentence

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mellon_coliee
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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A man killed his wife with some luggage and was instantly found guilty.

It was a briefcase.

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A woman was found guilty and the judge declared she will serve 10 years in prison or she can sleep with him. He got in trouble for

Ending a sentence with a proposition.

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(X-post) A man was found guilty of electrifying a guy to his death.

The charge was quite severe.

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The jury found me guilty. I asked the judge what the punishment would be, and he said: "Well..."

Suspended sentence

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Guilty as charged
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Who is the least guilty president?

Abraham Lincoln because he's in-a-cent

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Poshmalosh14
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, does that mean they're guilty of resisting a rest?
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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Which President is the least guilty?

Lincoln. Heโ€™s in a cent

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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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My friend was found guilty of using too many commas.

The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.

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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln guilty?

Because he was in-a-cent

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Lincoln was the least guilty president

Because he was in a cent

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hotsprings1234
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If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Shwoopsx7
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Who was the least guilty president?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent (innocent).

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How did the cannibal plead guilty?

"Well, if you are what you eat, then I'm an innocent man!"

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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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Who is the only U.S. president who is completely not guilty.

Abraham Lincoln, because he is "in-a-cent"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ModernAmerican52
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Which president was the least guilty?

Lincoln, because he was in-a-cent.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/chuckyocouch_
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A man was found guilty of overusing commas.

The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ryannbajaj
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jihana13
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A man was found guilty of overusing commas.

The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/moses10960
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Which American president is least guilty..

Lincoln - He's in a cent

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/zahi36501
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Which American president was the least guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Peyton_Panda626
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Which American president is the least guilty of anything?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ChStad2
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 10 2018
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The least guilty president is Abraham Lincoln.

It's because he's in a cent.

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