What do you call an otolaryngologist that is found guilty of malpractice?
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Iโm guilty as charged!
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๏ธ Sep 12 2020
Did you hear about the banana that was found guilty?
He is currently appealing his case.
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๏ธ Oct 20 2020
Why did the snake plead guilty?
He didn't have a leg to stand on.
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๏ธ Oct 16 2020
Which President was the least guilty?
Abraham Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.
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๏ธ Sep 22 2020
Mary Queen of Scots. My favorite one, but She was found guilty of high treason and the Head of the Monarchy was then..
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๏ธ Jul 06 2020
Found guilty on all charges, the train couldn't rationalize his off-the-wall behavior.
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Judge: I hereby find you guilty for all crimes you have been charged with. For sentencing I order you to spend life behind bars without possibility of parole
Criminal: That's a long sentence, I demand a shorter one.
Judge: U did it. Go 2 jail forever.
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๏ธ Dec 12 2019
The Pilgrim's Pride CEO plead "not guilty" today in a poultry price-fixing case
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๏ธ Jun 05 2020
A man was found guilty as charged in a lawsuit filed by Netflix...
It was after a 30-day trial.
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๏ธ May 11 2020
Why does the second Sunday in May always make Shaft feel guilty?
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๏ธ Apr 30 2020
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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๏ธ Nov 15 2019
Why is Abe Lincoln the least guilty out of all the presidents of the USA?
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๏ธ Feb 25 2020
[OC]What type of fart is the most guilty?
The one that ends up running.
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๏ธ Jan 31 2020
Guilty!
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๏ธ Apr 29 2018
The painting was found guilty . . .
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๏ธ Oct 23 2019
Convict: I plead not guilty Judge: What is your defense
Convict: Well if u r what you eat, I'm an innocent man.
(Credit to my man Bryce)
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๏ธ Dec 11 2019
a mate's just been found guilty of using too many commas...
...the judge warned him to expect a long sentence
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๏ธ Dec 03 2019
A man killed his wife with some luggage and was instantly found guilty.
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A woman was found guilty and the judge declared she will serve 10 years in prison or she can sleep with him. He got in trouble for
Ending a sentence with a proposition.
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๏ธ Nov 03 2019
(X-post) A man was found guilty of electrifying a guy to his death.
The charge was quite severe.
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๏ธ Dec 26 2018
The jury found me guilty. I asked the judge what the punishment would be, and he said: "Well..."
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๏ธ Oct 06 2019
Guilty as charged
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๏ธ Oct 22 2016
Who is the least guilty president?
Abraham Lincoln because he's in-a-cent
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๏ธ Apr 07 2020
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, does that mean they're guilty of resisting a rest?
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๏ธ Sep 30 2019
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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๏ธ Nov 09 2017
Which President is the least guilty?
Lincoln. Heโs in a cent
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๏ธ Apr 05 2019
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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๏ธ Oct 29 2019
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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๏ธ Aug 16 2019
My friend was found guilty of using too many commas.
The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.
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๏ธ Mar 04 2019
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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๏ธ Nov 12 2019
Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln guilty?
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๏ธ Jul 01 2019
Lincoln was the least guilty president
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๏ธ Nov 12 2019
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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๏ธ Dec 02 2018
Who was the least guilty president?
Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent (innocent).
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๏ธ Nov 28 2019
How did the cannibal plead guilty?
"Well, if you are what you eat, then I'm an innocent man!"
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๏ธ Jun 17 2019
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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๏ธ Oct 01 2019
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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๏ธ Nov 25 2016
Who is the only U.S. president who is completely not guilty.
Abraham Lincoln, because he is "in-a-cent"
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๏ธ May 07 2019
Which president was the least guilty?
Lincoln, because he was in-a-cent.
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๏ธ Sep 04 2019
A man was found guilty of overusing commas.
The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.
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๏ธ Jan 06 2019
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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๏ธ Apr 11 2019
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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๏ธ Apr 27 2019
A man was found guilty of overusing commas.
The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.
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๏ธ Feb 01 2019
Which American president is least guilty..
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๏ธ Dec 17 2017
Which American president was the least guilty?
Lincoln. He was in a cent.
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๏ธ Apr 10 2019
Which American president is the least guilty of anything?
Lincoln. He was in a cent.
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๏ธ Mar 10 2018
The least guilty president is Abraham Lincoln.
It's because he's in a cent.
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