I am the punisher, feel my laugh!
My son asked his teacher, "If a person should be punished for something he hasn't done?"
"NO" Said the teacher. "Of course not."
"Great" said my son. "I haven't done my homework. "
"Son, I heard you got punished for using the 'F ' word in class. That wasn't fun was it ?"
How did the father coffee bean punish his son when he did something wrong?
I was going to make a joke about capital punishment
But I wasn't sure how to execute it
When I was a child my father punished me with cameras.
A pediatric surgeon sewed his kids together as a new form of punishment.
If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
Is it safe to assume this subreddits fav marvel character is The PUNisher
I apologise if this isn't allowed.
New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.
How are reservoirs punished?
They are given Misdameanors
How does Darth Vader punish his kids?
He forces them to their rooms...
What type of car believes in capital punishment?
How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?
What punishment do legs get in the medieval era?
Harsh Punishment please!!
My wife was surprised to hear that I actually enjoyed her punishment of making me sleeping on the sofa...
I said that it made me feel manly, like I was camping...
...with a really angry bear somewhere close by...
Anyone found using incorrect punctuation should be punished...
...with a lengthy sentence.
When I have kids, I will punish them by making them mix melted butter and flour until I send them to bed.
They will roux the day that they anger me.
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
You're being PUNished for that either way...
A Cool Pun Generator - Don't PUNish me for Posting!!
The government is starting to punish criminals by giving them Coronavirus
I make puns
Does that make me a pundit?
I think I'm gonna be PUNished for that....
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Our first single is "Bread or Alive."
Didn't punish George
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
My dad punished me for playing with electricity
He said, "Son, you're grounded!"
Though not a perfect solution, cryogenic storage could be an alternative to capital punishment.
Someone I don't know punished me in the face
How do you punish your pet rock?
I violated grammar rules, so I got punished with the death sentence.
When i was a child my father punished me.......
Cuz i got a "O" on my Blood test
If being out of shape was a crime, a productive punishment would be to run on a treadmill.
It would be a run-on sentence.
An Arabian woman got punished for smoking weed ...
Why did Stalin only write in lower case?
He was afraid of Capitalism.
"Son !!! I heard you got punished for using the 'F' word in class. That wasn't fun, was it ?"
My wife was surprised to hear that I actually enjoyed her punishment of making me sleeping on the sofa. I said that it made me feel manly, like I was camping.
...with a really angry bear somewhere close by.
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