"NO" Said the teacher. "Of course not."
"Great" said my son. "I haven't done my homework. "
"No Dad, it was fuck."
By grounding him
But I wasn't sure how to execute it
I still have flashbacks.
If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.
They are given Misdameanors
He forces them to their rooms...
He was grounded
I said that it made me feel manly, like I was camping...
...with a really angry bear somewhere close by...
...with a lengthy sentence.
They will roux the day that they anger me.
They docked his pay.
Some cool and PUnny PUns
They get hand-coughed
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Our first single is "Bread or Alive."
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
He said, "Son, you're grounded!"
It has it’s frozen cons.
who nose who did that
You hit rock bottom.
Cuz i got a "O" on my Blood test
It would be a run-on sentence.
She was stoned.
He was afraid of Capitalism.
"No Dad!! It was fcuk."