Punitive Puns

A list of puns related to "Punitive"

What shall you give to a person if he/she makes a unfunny pun?

A punishment.

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👤︎ u/inoobie_am
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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What would reddit be named if it was just dedicated to puns?

Geddit?

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👤︎ u/eraykaan
📅︎ Nov 01 2014
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Pun-ishing rant to those who think puns aren't funny, for them to use as an example.

I wanna punt all the spunky diction pundits, that attempt to expunge the joy from punsters, right in their puny footballs. They're punks who attempt to puncture holes in our word play, finding it punitive to their, self described, punticulously crafted humor. The pungent smell of their looming punishment is in the air . Now is the punctual time to place the punctuation on this punchline.

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👤︎ u/RickToThaDiculous
📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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I dropped some cash into the washing machine.

I am afraid that i'll get caught for money laundering.I dont know how to stop having this punitive thought.

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👤︎ u/ShowAbe
📅︎ Jun 30 2018
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