A pediatric surgeon sewed his kids together as a new form of punishment.
If you canβt beat βem, join βem.
What type of car believes in capital punishment?
A Musthang
What punishment do legs get in the medieval era?
decapita-shin
My wife was surprised to hear that I actually enjoyed her punishment of making me sleeping on the sofa...
I said that it made me feel manly, like I was camping...
...with a really angry bear somewhere close by...
This is punishment /r/dadjokes/comments/e9nlβ¦
Though not a perfect solution, cryogenic storage could be an alternative to capital punishment.
It has itβs frozen cons.
If being out of shape was a crime, a productive punishment would be to run on a treadmill.
It would be a run-on sentence.
The jury found me guilty. I asked the judge what the punishment would be, and he said: "Well..."
Suspended sentence
As a punishment I made my son read part of the dictionary.
He learned next to nothing.
This is punning me punderground like punishment and the last word wasn't a pun either. More like a punchline. Punderstand?
I've decided on a number of time-out punishments for my one and future kids...
- Stand in front of a mirror and reflect on what they've done.
- Sit in the corner where the floor speakers are to face the music.
Any other suggestions?
I was only taught yesterday that people were hung as a punishment for their crimes.
This is noose to me.
A good dad joke is the best punishment for wayward jokesters.
Any others would just be pun. No ishment at all...
Some people see the Donald Trump / Mike Pence ticket as a punishment for America's sins
They say it's our comeTrumpPence.
Between the First Amendment's freedom of assembly and the Eighth Amendment's no cruel and unusual punishment, the US Constitution is basically saying "some assembly required, battery not included."
Enjoy the PUNishment! Kip Addotta's "Wet Dream" youtube.com/watch?v=6l1Gvβ¦
I am a glutton for punishment
Just let the word play.
Gluten for PUNishment offhandcomics.com/gluten-β¦
My wife was surprised to hear that I actually enjoyed her punishment of making me sleeping on the sofa. I said that it made me feel manly, like I was camping.
...with a really angry bear somewhere close by.
