My dad looked at me and said “I think your player went to Boarding School.”
I'm not happy with the execution.
He needed time to thaw out.
I told him to chill and he said "I AM CHILL" so I yelled back "I THOUGHT YOU WERE DAD".. That's right.. I dad joked my dad
I was two tents.
He’s always ruffing.
She had con-troll issues.
But I have a problem with the execution.
It's a 15 yard penalty and automatic 1st down.
It would be a little hard to play with everyone getting penalties, since people with corona-virus love to travel
But the truth is, he puts the Steelers at risk of getting penalties all game long...
...Because on every play...
There's fowl on the field.
Sixteen: Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer.
With a penalty hootout.
I live on the edge of a golf course, and someone’s golf ball landed in our yard, so I grabbed it, ran over to the fairway before they got there and tossed it on. I saved them a penalty stroke!
Clown asks: "What do you call someone posing as a fake Italian chef? An im-pasta"
Man doesn't laugh
Clown asks: "What do you get when you cross a tiger and a bear? A tiger and a bear seeking revenge."
Clown asks: "Which super hero asks the most questions? Wonder Woman"
Clown asks: "Have you heard of the baseball team the Chicago Hot Dogs? They are the wurst"
Doesn't crack a smile
Clown asks: "Why was the alcoholic so annoying? He wined too much"
Clown starts to get nervous
Clown asks: "The disinterested hockey player got a penalty. What was it? Boarding"
Clown asks: "What is a nun's favorite card game? Old Maid"
Clown asks: "How do crustaceans celebrate birthdays? With crab cakes"
Clown asks: "What do you call a champion deer? A Win-doe"
grasping at straws
Finally Clown asks: "How do sheep sleep when they have nightmares? Baaaaadly"
He never laughs. Clown gives him his $100 and asks "Di... keep reading on reddit ➡
And given the deaf penalty
My wife and I were visiting family last week, and with my wife's older sister and 7-year-younger brother, he was asking us about forest fires. Discussing having a fire pit in your backyard during a fire ban:
younger brother: What's the penalty for starting a forest fire, like, if there's a ban?
wife: firing squad
everyone else: ಠ_ಠ