Because they always award against professional fowls.
Apparently he was suspected of fowl play.
My dad looked at me and said “I think your player went to Boarding School.”
I'm not happy with the execution.
He needed time to thaw out.
I told him to chill and he said "I AM CHILL" so I yelled back "I THOUGHT YOU WERE DAD".. That's right.. I dad joked my dad
I was two tents.
He’s always ruffing.
She had con-troll issues.
But I have a problem with the execution.
It's a 15 yard penalty and automatic 1st down.
It would be a little hard to play with everyone getting penalties, since people with corona-virus love to travel
Sixteen: Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer.
But the truth is, he puts the Steelers at risk of getting penalties all game long...
...Because on every play...
There's fowl on the field.
Clown asks: "What do you call someone posing as a fake Italian chef? An im-pasta"
Man doesn't laugh
Clown asks: "What do you get when you cross a tiger and a bear? A tiger and a bear seeking revenge."
Clown asks: "Which super hero asks the most questions? Wonder Woman"
Clown asks: "Have you heard of the baseball team the Chicago Hot Dogs? They are the wurst"
Doesn't crack a smile
Clown asks: "Why was the alcoholic so annoying? He wined too much"
Clown starts to get nervous
Clown asks: "The disinterested hockey player got a penalty. What was it? Boarding"
Clown asks: "What is a nun's favorite card game? Old Maid"
Clown asks: "How do crustaceans celebrate birthdays? With crab cakes"
Clown asks: "What do you call a champion deer? A Win-doe"
grasping at straws
Finally Clown asks: "How do sheep sleep when they have nightmares? Baaaaadly"
He never laughs. Clown gives him his $100 and asks "Di... keep reading on reddit ➡
With a penalty hootout.
I live on the edge of a golf course, and someone’s golf ball landed in our yard, so I grabbed it, ran over to the fairway before they got there and tossed it on. I saved them a penalty stroke!
And given the deaf penalty
My wife and I were visiting family last week, and with my wife's older sister and 7-year-younger brother, he was asking us about forest fires. Discussing having a fire pit in your backyard during a fire ban:
younger brother: What's the penalty for starting a forest fire, like, if there's a ban?
wife: firing squad
everyone else: ಠ_ಠ